Danny: "Robbie scored 3 runs in the Chicago series, so doing his job there". Or the job that any reasonably mobile human who's allowed to pinch run could likely do.
Danny: "Boyd had 4 walks in his first start, and they feel that's part of his problem, too many free passes". Oh, so giving up baserunners is something pitchers should AVOID?
Wouldn't it make more sense to say the Tigers disliked former owner Mike Ilitch, given that they apparently only found the motivation to win after he died?
I wonder how much you have to pay to sponsor a play, as in "innovative office solutions double play". If it's not too expensive, I'd like to pay to have a Cory Provus say "that's another Donald Trump Blown Save".
I would be fine with this as long as once an inning they slipped in a Smokey Joe. Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure that's how I'm referring to Mauer from now on.