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  1. USAFChief
    Ain't baseball great? Edit: i once heard baseball described as the sport least likely to go according to form in the short run, and the most likely in the long run.
  2. USAFChief
    Justin Topa, Topa-Cabana The hottest arm left in the pen yeah
  3. USAFChief
    I know you're not a farm kid. A steer is NOT a bull.
  4. USAFChief
    A cow. Beef. FFS. You bweebs have no sense of FINE comedy.
  5. USAFChief
    I love me some Provus.
  6. USAFChief
    On the contrary. I plan to milk it.
  7. USAFChief
    Yes.
  8. USAFChief
    Just setting up Erase-mo for.the save. He and Rocco remain close.
  9. USAFChief
    We've seen Martin in CF before.
  10. USAFChief
    Eh...sounds too much like a math problem
  11. USAFChief
    HEEE struck him out!
  12. USAFChief
    Chris Berman: "Cole Sands-Of-Iwo-Jima" in to pitch the 8th.
  13. USAFChief
    Yes Lean beef
  14. USAFChief
    Waaaaaaay better than my answer.
  15. USAFChief
    What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
  16. USAFChief
    Trust me on this. And its WAY better than grilling it.
  17. USAFChief
    I left 2 tickets on my dash. Some ******* broke the window, and now there's 4.
  18. USAFChief
    Again?? Holy ****!
  19. USAFChief
    8 minutes. No more, no less.
  20. USAFChief
    Uffda
  21. USAFChief
    I have a ticket for Friday night against KC at TF. Thanks to an org called VetTix. They collect and give tickets to all kinds of stuff to veterans.
  22. USAFChief
    Ground beef
  23. USAFChief
    Mrs Chief and I took a Caribbean cruise last winter. One of our favorite things to do was visit little cafés in the ports we stopped at. We'd go just for dessert. I had apple pie in the Bahamas for $6, blueberry pie in Jamaica for $8, and pecan pie in Puerto Rico for only $5. Yes, my friends...those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
  24. USAFChief
    Also the Paddack trade.
  25. USAFChief
    They could start by asking their prospective starters to throw more than 5 in the minors. Just a thought from hopelessly out of touch old man yelling at clouds.
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