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  1. USAFChief
    I honest to god couldn't name the current Twins pen. I bet that hasn't been true in...hell I dont even know how long. Probably when we were stationed at Kadena on Okinawa in the early 80's and I had no way to follow other than 36 hrs old box scores in The Stars And Stripes.
  2. USAFChief
    Ober's velo sure dropped off again.
  3. USAFChief
    Let's eat Grandma. Let's eat, Grandma. Punctuation saves lives.
  4. USAFChief
    OK sir. Enough. Who are you and what have you done with Mr Julien?
  5. USAFChief
    I had my annual physical at the VA this week. So I'm sitting in the doc's office and he's staring down at my labs. He looks up at me and says "Don't eat anything fatty." I was a bit taken aback, so I asked "like bacon? Cheeseburgers?" He shook his head. "No, fatty. Dont eat anything."
  6. USAFChief
    Ish
  7. USAFChief
    Julien again didnt immediately run out of the box on that hit. It's a really bad habit.
  8. USAFChief
    Larnach is arb eligible next year.
  9. USAFChief
    The first LH hitter to take Skubal deep this year is... Eddie Julien Ain't baseball great.
  10. USAFChief
    The Pohlads certainly share blame for many things, but I don't think batting order is one of them.
  11. USAFChief
    New owners??
  12. USAFChief
    I'm serious. Mauer owned a home in Sunfish Lake. He sold it to JJ McCarthy. For the record, Ant can afford much more home. Much, much, much more home
  13. USAFChief
    Nope. That house now belongs to JJ McCarthy
  14. USAFChief
    99 percent sure Joe Mauer and family live on Lake Minnetonka. And I'm not sure what that has to do with anything.
  15. USAFChief
    Lopez was (is) on the Il.
  16. USAFChief
    Im happy hes at 3rd
  17. USAFChief
    At the TWINGO Parlor. Duh
  18. USAFChief
    Who had "Topa goes through the top of the Yankee lineup like a hot knife through butter" on their TWINGO card?
  19. USAFChief
    That Judge bobblehead looks nothing like him. I mean, make an effort, FFS
  20. USAFChief
    Ball four not taken
  21. USAFChief
    So Mrs Chief brought home this parrot. Don't even know where she got it, but the thing never shuts up. Just constant blabbing, and what's worse, he swears. "F that" and "Polly wants a ******* cracker" all day long. Well, I got tired of it. I warned the darn bird if he didn't knock it off, I'd lock him in the freezer. "F you old man" he screams. So...I took him out of his cage, marched over to the chest freezer, put him in, and closed tbe top. Well, I could still hear him yelling at me. The most foul language imaginable. Names I hadn't heard in a quarter century in the military. Until...after about a minute he suddenly went silent. Not a sound. No sound of movement. I got worried so I opened up the freezer, and there stood the parrot...basically at attention. "I'm very sorry for my language sir," he said. "I promise I'll never do anything like that again. ... But...if you would be so kind...what did the chicken do?"
  22. USAFChief
    Eh, dunno. Them bottom half innings can take a while
  23. USAFChief
    And have you Cory? Known them your entire life?
  24. USAFChief
    My money is on Ryan is done for the day.
  25. USAFChief
    I think maybe Ryan is just channeling all Twins fans today when we.heard.
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