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  1. USAFChief
    "True story" I forgot our anniversary last week. Kind of a big deal...35 years and all. The next morning I felt terrible, so I asked Mrs Chief how I could make it up to her. She told me she wanted to find something in the garage that went from zero to 200 in seconds flat. So i backed her old clunker out and put the bathroom scale in her parking spot.
  2. USAFChief
    You made that up.
  3. USAFChief
    For real? //ha! I KILL me!//
  4. USAFChief
    The next time somebody tells me Joe Mauer never has any RBI's because he never gets any chances, or spouts some dribble about his BA w RISP, I'm gonna play a tape of that AB. "Take two and flip one to left with 2 strikes" never won a pennant and never will.
  5. USAFChief
    Busted. But I gotta ask...of all the "personal" stories I've told on game threads, THAT's the one I get busted on??
  6. USAFChief
    http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/shot-glass-whiskey-27414884.jpg concur.
  7. USAFChief
    http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2540157.1456171265!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/108024005.jpg I thought that guy from Utah had the record in Jeopardy.
  8. USAFChief
    Technically...he didn't steal.
  9. USAFChief
    A bear walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer ... ... ... and some peanuts." The bartender says, "OK, but why the long pause?"
  10. USAFChief
    shellshocked
  11. USAFChief
    ftfy.
  12. USAFChief
    Total system failure.
  13. USAFChief
    So I've been going to the same barber shop for a couple years now, and almost every time I go, the same scenario plays out. The barber sees this kid walking in, looks down at me and says "Watch this. This is the stupidest kid in the world!" He puts a dollar in one hand, and two quarters in the other, holding both hands open so the kid can see what is in each. "Hey kid," he says. "Which one you want?" Sure enough, the kid picks the two quarters over the dollar bill. After the kid walks out, the barber says, "He does the same thing every time!" and laughs and laughs. Yesterday, I was walking down the street after leaving the barber, and I saw the kid walking out of a candy store with a small bag of candy. "Hey kid," I says, "why'dya take the two quarters instead of the dollar? That's stupid!" The kid just looks at me and laughs and laughs. "Yeah, real stupid. The day I take the dollar bill, the jig's up."
  14. USAFChief
    I prefer a team puts a minor leaguer in the lineup when he forces his way into it. When he's better than the player he replaces, or likely soon will be. I don't like letting clearly inferior players lose games in the big leagues in the hope they might someday be better. Right now, I doubt Alex Meyer helps the Twins win more games. I would, for example, let Buxton play CF for the Twins, because I think he's better than Santana, or soon will be. I wouldn't pay much attention to 2017, much less the years after that. It's difficult to predict next week in baseball, much less next year. Thinking you can plan 3, 5 years ahead is folly.
  15. USAFChief
    Provided he has success in Rochester, he'll get another opportunity in Minnesota. It's a long season and a rotation spot will open up. Personally I don't like his chances of harnessing his stuff and being a good big league starter, so I'd bite the bullet, put him in the pen, and hope to have him up and contributing in a month. But I understand the lure of hoping for a dominant starter, so I can see why others might choose that route. Either way, I'm not that upset with this past week. He got an opportunity--not a long one, but an opportunity--and crapped the bed. Twice. Go down and earn more opportunity. If he's truly ready, that should be a snap.
  16. USAFChief
    concur. And I might be in the minority, but I really don't want to watch a team that gives up on the season on May 4th. I expect a MLB team to try to win. Every. Single. Game. If you want to run out a AAA lineup in late September against another team also running out a AAA lineup, fine. I guess I can live with that. And I can understand playing some youth the last couple months of a season if that makes sense. But I do expect more from the organization than throwing up it's collective hands in early May and pretending that's about 2017, and not about just plain having no idea how to make the present any better than it is.
  17. USAFChief
    I would not describe the first two innings as 'cruising." He gave up no runs, but showed zero ability to locate anything. He used 66 pitches to get 8 outs. And for the record, he does not have 7 innings of history. He has 5 years and 450 IP of professional history.
  18. USAFChief
    I'm not sure why we're discussing Berrios in this thread, but IMO, yes...Berrios is much closer to being a viable MLB starter. He can repeat his mechanics, he'll settle down and locate the ball, and he'll be able to do that consistently. Meyer is half a decade older and can do none of that.
  19. USAFChief
    I think what we mostly have is a good number of posters who have a lot of posts invested in the idea thatMeyer is an answer, and look for people to blame when he shows himself nowhere near ready to pitch in a MLB rotation.
  20. USAFChief
    "Patience with JRM. As Seth said, he's hit at every stage of his career." .733 career minor league OPS. That's not "hitting at every stage of his career." That's "not being terrible, but not showing the kind of bat that often translates to major league success."
  21. USAFChief
    Grab the refrigerator box. Room for a nice loft.
  22. USAFChief
    "...the season is likely over..." I know. I just sometimes have a hard time accepting "mostly dead" as "all dead."
  23. USAFChief
    Fair enough. I do think it means if he's an MLB pitcher, it's going to be as a reliever though. Short stints, regular work, reduced pitch mix, couple extra MPH.
  24. USAFChief
    Dry. Dry humor. My kind o' guy.
  25. USAFChief
    I have something against blaming Molitor. And I don't particularly like Molitor. EDIT: And I'm pi$$ed off that a season that I had been looking forward to, appears to be in serious jeopardy before May 1st, so perhaps I'm not viewing things totally objectively.
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