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  1. USAFChief
    That's the end of the line, folks. Everyone off the bandwagon. Evvvvvvveryone off. Don't twist an ankle, now, be careful, it's a bit crowded, but EVERYone must get off.
  2. USAFChief
    I want one of them bomber hats. Somebody hook me up.
  3. USAFChief
    Back in my day, I told a girl I was a Twins fan, and she said "Well, I've got a sister, but don't get no ideas, buster!"
  4. USAFChief
    Seats going fast on the Ozzie bandwagon!! Getcher seats now, folks. Hurray, hurray, hurray. All ABOARD!
  5. USAFChief
    I get what you mean, and all, but technically it wasn't moving backward...
  6. USAFChief
    Nope, I googled it. Still the Pohlads.
  7. USAFChief
    Were I GM, I would'a given up a lot to get Lucroy this winter, rather than halfassing it with Murphy.
  8. USAFChief
    Neither one can get here in time to face Carter.
  9. USAFChief
    New winner.
  10. USAFChief
    GET! HIM!! OUTTTT!!!!!
  11. USAFChief
    winner.
  12. USAFChief
    Well, no. The spelling is all different and there isn't even the same number of letters.
  13. USAFChief
    Dick: one last time: ROSARIO WAS NOT SACRIFICE BUNTING!! Think about it...if the fact he never squared around doens't clue you in, the 8 and 9 hitters were due up next.
  14. USAFChief
    Never. Do. Math. In. Public. Jeebus, people!
  15. USAFChief
    It's in Chicago.
  16. USAFChief
    another??
  17. USAFChief
    To be fair, you shouldn't keep any medication on hand for 437 years.
  18. USAFChief
    Thanks, I am a funny guy, but don't call me Gino's East.
  19. USAFChief
    Heh...gotta agree with ya about older women, aggies. Just the other morning, we woke up, Mrs Chief looked over at me with a twinkle in her eye, and told me "Tie me up, and do anything you want." So I tied her up and went golfing.
  20. USAFChief
    They got any pizza joints in Chicago, Chitown?
  21. USAFChief
    I guess the lesson we take from this is...liquid supper don't last long in your house.
  22. USAFChief
    Exactly...the front row at Lambeau.
  23. USAFChief
    Well played sir. Well played. I now feel guilty typing "The front row at Lambeau," but I'll do it anyway.
  24. USAFChief
    Uh...yes?
  25. USAFChief
    Speaking of Wisconsin... What do you call something with 200 legs, 200 arms, and 35 teeth?
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