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  1. USAFChief
    http://pedestriantv-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/article/2015/11/20/everybody-gets-a-car-619-386.jpg
  2. USAFChief
    Tonight's trivia: What is the major league team record for wild pitches in an inning?
  3. USAFChief
    Oh, to be young again!
  4. USAFChief
    No.
  5. USAFChief
    They bought me anything, if I was dancing.
  6. USAFChief
    Wow, you don't see major league infielders back away from ground balls very often. yeesh.
  7. USAFChief
    and a history of making poor choices.
  8. USAFChief
    lah-who, zah-her.
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  10. USAFChief
    A good night for Mauer. 4 ABs, 5 outs.
  11. USAFChief
    Speaking of Teddy...Rosario struggles with the deep throw too.
  12. USAFChief
    No.
  13. USAFChief
    Now THAT is funny. In a "I wouldn't either" sort of way.
  14. USAFChief
    Huh. Grossman took a called third strike. Go figure.
  15. USAFChief
    Well?? We're WAITING!!
  16. USAFChief
    http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/0fe/edb/56b/resized/michael-jackson-popcorn-meme-generator-in-for-the-meltdown-91bb02.jpg
  17. USAFChief
    I had an 8 track player in my first car that featured quadrophic sound. True story.
  18. USAFChief
    Oh FFS.
  19. USAFChief
    Not bilateral, though. Fortunately.
  20. USAFChief
    When he came back from the 15 day DL for a hammie, and they decided he would put less strain on it in RF.
  21. USAFChief
    winnah. late, but heartfelt.
  22. USAFChief
    So I'm in this bar the other night, just chillin' at the end of the bar, minding my own business, when this man storms in, waiving a pistol around wildly, shouting that he's going to "Shoot the SOB who's been sleeping with my WIFE!!" Well, as you can imagine, men were diving under tables, running for the bathroom, etc etc. A real free for all. As I am somewhat want to do, I though I might try to difuse the situation with a little humor, so I calmly sat there, waited out the initial frenzy, and then when it got a little more quite, I looked at him, and told the poor fellow, "Dude, you've only got one clip."
  23. USAFChief
    Mauerzee!!
  24. USAFChief
    winner.
  25. USAFChief
    possibly.
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