Wait for it…
Kevin Costner. They can build a waterworld theme park next to TF. And if they build it, he will come. And they can hold dances with the Timberwolves.
A consortium of Dylan, Willie Nelson, and Dolly Parton could lead to a whole new slough of promotions and experiences at TF. Not to mention the walkup music.
They may still tender him a contract, on the assumption he’ll come cheap. I’m not saying this is a great idea, but it’s consistent with how they do things.