This will never happen, but this piece reminds me of something Reusse proposed a number of years ago: a "baseball only night" promotion. The scoreboard would show only the line score, the count, and scores of other games. The only sounds coming over the PA system would be announcements directly relating to the game (lineups, batters, pitchers and so forth) and the organ. No kiss cam, no mascot race, no TC, none of that folderol. I would attend.