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Game Thread: Tigers@Twins 9/23 7:10PM

Riverbrian

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Oldgoat_MN FCL Twins

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The board concerns about pitching before the season were often met with... what's the politically correct phrase... determined speculation?...that the offense would be better, above average, etc. Bummer.

 

Amazingly, BA, OBP & SLG% are all down from last year.

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Oh yeah... Sometimes I'm even asked my opinion.

 

Over the years... I've learned that's a trap.

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Riverbrian Cooperstown

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How many times does Dick pee in his pants every game on a fly ball the doesn't even reach the warning track?

 

He has prematurely over reacted 1,276 times this year. He has peed in his pants only 3 times.

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He has prematurely over reacted 1,276 times this year. He has peed in his pants only 3 times.

I suspect you're just making those numbers up.

 

The Twins have not put 1,276 balls in play this year.

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Dozier-zee obviously heard someone may be moving in on Chitown and felt the need to show off just a bit.

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Ah! I'm not alone.
How long have you been having these feelings of paranoia? How do you feel about them?
Riverbrian Cooperstown

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And the promise is back.

 

An actual game tonight... Edge of my seat... I've got butterflies in my stomach,

 

I was eating caterpillars yesterday and moved forward while sitting but the game is certainly interesting.

Oldgoat_MN FCL Twins

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How long have you been having these feelings of paranoia? How do you feel about them?

 

I've had these feelings for years.

 

I feel fine with them. Sometimes they are my only companions.

Squirrel GOAT

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Squirrel GOAT

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Texting with my kids is a challenge. They use some sort of code.

 

What is IDK, LY and TTYL?

 

i don't know, love you, talk to you later.

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