Game Thread: Twins@Indians 8/25 12:05PM

[Squirrel]

I like that idea. Unfortunately, this dog is probably too elite to play with such a toy.

 

Oh good God ... then get nothing, bring nothing.

[Ultima Ratio]

This game is more pathetic.

 

Disagree, and that's saying something.

[Squirrel]

Disagree, and that's saying something.

 

I don't. And that's saying something more.

[glunn]

Oh good God ... then get nothing, bring nothing.

 

That is not one of the available options, unless I want to get into a fight that lasts for days.

[Squirrel]

Oh good God ... then get nothing, bring nothing.

 

Better yet ... bring a smelly sock from your laundry hamper. Dogs can't resist them.

[glunn]

Twins hitting today seems worse to me than 2 dog birthday parties and a cat funeral.

[glunn]

Better yet ... bring a smelly sock from your laundry hamper. Dogs can't resist them.

 

This dog wears expensive dresses and rides in baby carriage on walks.

[glunn]

Plouffe has not looked good at the plate for a while.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out.

[ashbury]

No offense

 

This.

[Squirrel]

This dog wears expensive dresses and rides in baby carriage on walks.

 

Doesn't matter. Bet you anything that dog still likes to chew on smelly socks.

 

And the owners of that dog need to see your friend, the psychiatrist.

[ashbury]

Twins hitting today seems worse to me than 2 dog birthday parties and a cat funeral.

 

Carnac: 2 dog birthday parties and a cat funeral.

Ed: 2 dog birthday parties and a cat funeral. No goldfish or guinea pigs?

Carnac: Just read what's on your cue card.

Ed: My apologies, o Wise One. I did not mean to interfere.

Carnac: May the fleas of... well, we're already talking about dogs, let's just leave it at that.

Ed: And the envelope's contents?

Carnac: Describe Rin Tin Tin's best day ever.

[ashbury]

Plouffe has not looked good at the plate for a while.

 

Troo dat.

[Squirrel]

Carnac: 2 dog birthday parties and a cat funeral.

Ed: 2 dog birthday parties and a cat funeral. No goldfish or guinea pigs?

Carnac: Just read what's on your cue card.

Ed: My apologies, o Wise One. I did not mean to interfere.

Carnac: May the fleas of... well, we're already talking about dogs, let's just leave it at that.

Ed: And the envelope's contents?

Carnac: Describe Rin Tin Tin's best day ever.

 

I think it would've been funnier to say: Describe glunn's worst day ever.

[ashbury]

I think it would've been funnier to say: Describe glunn's worst day ever.

 

May the fleas of a thousand slums infest your guest room storage closet.

[snepp]

So the "snepp misses game" magic has apparently worn off.

 

 

 

A sample size of one is no longer predictive? Who knew!