Game Thread: Indians@Twins 7/19 7:10PM

[TheLeviathan]

We must be really anxious for Twins baseball if we're already up to 23 posts before the lineups are announced.

 

I sense a lot of regret coming in that case.....

[GCTF]

For that matter, how does Science explain catfish?

 

I know an old joke about a catfish and an Iraqi woman.

[Riverbrian]

I know an old joke about a catfish and an Iraqi woman.

 

Ed McMahon: Hmm... A Catfish and an Iraqi woman... What is the difference between a Catfish and an Iraqi Woman?

 

Someone had to do it... Might as well be Ed McMahon.

[ashbury]

Ed McMahon: Hmm... A Catfish and an Iraqi woman... What is the difference between a Catfish and an Iraqi Woman?

 

Someone had to do it... Might as well be Ed McMahon.

 

Nooooooooooo!

 

No wait, make it a challenge - come up with a punchline that doesn't have to do with whiskers (which would get the winner banned).

[Riverbrian]

Interesting Lineup... Plouffe has been moved to the 2 hole. It looks like Doumit is about to become a RF guy with Parm and Arcia in Rochester.

 

Dozier - 2B

Plouffe - 3B

Mauer - C

Morneau - 1B

Doumit - RF

Colabello - DH

Hicks - CF

Thomas - LF

Florimon - SS

[Riverbrian]

Nooooooooooo!

 

No wait, make it a challenge - come up with a punchline that doesn't have to do with whiskers (which would get the winner banned).

 

OK... Umm...

 

1. A Catfish has a better chance of having to pay an electric bill.

2. You don't have to smoke an Iraqi Woman for improved flavor.

3. A Catfish has Barbels... An Iraqi Woman has Barbarians.

4. Catfish are known as an invasive species... An Iraqi Woman is known as an invaded species.

5. In terms of diet... Catfish are scavengers... In terms of diet... Iraqi Woman are scavengers. OK... No Difference with that one. Move on to #6.

6. Women make up 65% of the population in Iraq... Catfish make up 30%

7. Iraqi Women must wear black clothing and a veil in public... Catfish shop at JC Penney.

 

I was trying to get to 10 but that's all I got... I apologize for failing.

[MichiganTwins]

I feel like we should give Correia a couple of at bats here and there. He has only grounded in 1 double play in his career. Give him a shot!

[Riverbrian]

Ok... I thought of one more.

 

8. Finding a Catfish in Northern Ontario is very common... Finding an Iraqi Woman in Northern Ontario... You have to document it and notify the Department of Natural resources.

[Bark's Lounge]

My money's on the Italian tonight. 2-4, Double, 1st Career HR, 2 RBI.

 

È meglio vivere un giorno come un leone che 100 anni come una pecora!

[ashbury]

9. Lipstick

[Guest USAFChief]

LOL... We are simply sitting in the left field stands... Waiting for the game to start.

Yup. And if I'm not mistaken, it's your round.

[MichiganTwins]

What is the latest thoughts on Danny Santana? Is he still a work in progress or is he getting closer to the Majors?

[Guest USAFChief]

9. Lipstick

winner.

[Riverbrian]

winner.

 

I'm obviously working to hard. I come up with 8 and Ashbury types "lipstick" and wins.

 

This world is clearly falling apart!!!

[Riverbrian]

10. Pelvis

[Riverbrian]

Yup. And if I'm not mistaken, it's your round.

 

Sure Chief... Just show up and demand beer.

[Riverbrian]

What is the latest thoughts on Danny Santana? Is he still a work in progress or is he getting closer to the Majors?

 

I don't know a lot about him. His stats seem OK but since he is in AA... I think he would be a work in progress and closer to the majors.

[Squirrel]

ChiTown, we need up to the minute updates from Vegas until game time!

Can I post pictures instead? Just spent the afternoon relaxing by and in the pool. Oh, and I bought a pair of sandals at the pool shop. Now am showering, or rather just did, and will head down to book some time at the spa. Early supper then a party. Then will hit the casino. Tomorrow and the next day may be just a repeat of the above.

 

I'd post pictures if I knew how but tonight is better to just watch the game and treat your withdrawal. Maybe tomorrow then

[MichiganTwins]

Riverbrian, I am angry but not at you. I just stubbed my toe.

[twinsnorth49]

I'm obviously working to hard. I come up with 8 and Ashbury types "lipstick" and wins.

 

This world is clearly falling apart!!!

 

You lost it on 8, the part about catfish being common in Northern Ontario is clearly false.

[ashbury]

My money's on the Italian tonight. 2-4' date=' Double, 1st Career HR, 2 RBI.

 

È meglio vivere un giorno come un leone che 100 anni come una pecora![/quote']

 

Ti fanno un'offerta che non potete rifiutare!

[twinsnorth49]

10. Pelvis

 

Now you're trying to hard.....it's over, deal with it.

[ashbury]

winner.

 

That's because after cautioning the audience to keep it clean, I went rogue.

[twinsnorth49]

Can I post pictures instead? Just spent the afternoon relaxing by and in the pool. Oh, and I bought a pair of sandals at the pool shop. Now am showering, or rather just did, and will head down to book some time at the spa. Early supper then a party. Then will hit the casino. Tomorrow and the next day may be just a repeat of the above.

 

I'd post pictures if I knew how but tonight is better to just watch the game and treat your withdrawal. Maybe tomorrow then

 

 

Yes, post pictures.....please.....not of the sandal shop.

[Squirrel]

Sure Chief... Just show up and demand beer.

It's the Chief way. And you'll do it, too, so snap to.

[Riverbrian]

Riverbrian, I am angry but not at you. I just stubbed my toe.

 

Well... That's a relief... When I stub my toe... I usually take it out an innocent strangers.

 

You are a better man than I!!!

[Squirrel]

Ti fanno un'offerta che non potete rifiutare!

Omg Italian speaking men???? <swoooon>

[Bark's Lounge]

Ti fanno un'offerta che non potete rifiutare!

 

Of course I will not refuse it. I assume I have no other choice.

 

I don't want to get exiled to the Island of Misfit Twins Daily Posters.

[Squirrel]

Yes, post pictures.....please.....not of the sandal shop.

How?

[Riverbrian]

Omg Italian speaking men???? <swoooon>

 

Look at ChiTown with the Gomez/Morticia type reaction to a foreign language.

 

And...ChiTown is playing the Gomez role.