Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 7/10 - 6:10pm

[Willihammer]

It was his first at bat ever against the guy, you could tell he was completely lost for some reason

 

How many more PAs against Rodney till the results are significant?

 

Just kidding. I will not disrespect the sanctity of the game thread by pursuing a SSS line of discussion.

[CairoCrown]

How many more PAs against Rodney till the results are significant?

10.5

+/- 9

[CairoCrown]

Bonus baseball because we need to hit our post quota.

[GCTF]

Page2 for ChiTown

 

Me too. 50 per page is what's happenin'.

[GCTF]

Whaddya suppose Gardy's hotel rooms have been looking like lately? I imagine the contents of the mini-bar strewn across the beds and floors. The bathroom sink dislodged from the wall. Various amounts of blood smeared on the walls.

 

(chose not to hit submit with original posting)

[Guest USAFChief]

In other news, that (insert name of random Rays reliever here) chap seems to have some swing-and-miss stuff.

ftfy.

[Squirrel]

Me too. 50 per page is what's happenin'.

 

gmta

[ashbury]

Judging by the photo Yahoo Sports has of him, Luke Scott has a seriously ugly beard.

 

[Willihammer]

Whaddya suppose Gardy's hotel rooms have been looking like lately? I imagine the contents of the mini-bar strewn across the beds and floors. The bathroom sink dislodged from the wall. Various amounts of blood smeared on the walls.

Bobbleheads, decapitated. A soile wifebeater hurled over the T.V, greased by three bags of Barrel o Fun potato chips, eaten over the course of an hour and a half. Milk mustache.

[CairoCrown]

Reverse goatee.

[ashbury]

Whaddya suppose Gardy's hotel rooms have been looking like lately? I imagine the contents of the mini-bar strewn across the beds and floors. The bathroom sink dislodged from the wall. Various amounts of blood smeared on the walls.

 

Have you ever seen Gardy pilot an airplane upside down?

[CairoCrown]

Have you ever seen Gardy pilot an airplane upside down?

No, but I imagine Ron Washington would fair well.

[snepp]

Have you ever seen Gardy pilot an airplane upside down?

 

Yes, the 2011-2013 Minnesota Twins.

[Willihammer]

Reverse goatee.

 

I demand an in-game shave

[nicksaviking]

Bobbleheads, decapitated. A soile wifebeater hurled over the T.V, greased by three bags of Barrel o Fun potato chips, eaten over the course of an hour and a half. Milk mustache.

 

Now you're just stereotyping Oklahomans.

[CairoCrown]

Not sure Hicksie needed to make it look that hard, but I'll take it!

[Guest USAFChief]

Richardson catches that.

[GCTF]

Good catch.

[Squirrel]

oh wow ... that was pretty good. but if only he had gotten a better read on that from the start, it wouldn't have been so exciting. (yes, I'm being snarky.)

[Guest USAFChief]

Now you're just stereotyping Oklahomans.

Not to mention UT grads.

[kydoty]

Poor Hicks, he's already going bald at the age of 23.

[CairoCrown]

(yes, I'm being snarky.)

Not allowed

[Guest USAFChief]

oh wow ... that was pretty good. but if only he had gotten a better read on that from the start, it wouldn't have been so exciting. (yes, I'm being snarky.)

 

You ruined it.

[DaveW]

Man that Aaron hicks kid has a lot to learn about defense....

[GCTF]

Poor Hicks, he's already going bald at the age of 23.

 

No problem. He can shave his head and wear his hat cockeyed.

[DaveW]

Now you're just stereotyping Oklahomans.

Watch it...

[CairoCrown]

Ouch on the slo-mo Hicks catch. Looks like he went head first into the post.

[B Richard]

Looks like I got here just in time

[Willihammer]

Ouch on the slo-mo Hicks catch. Looks like he went head first into the post.

 

Yeah, he seems kinda shaken up by it actually. Hopefully not a concussion.

[Guest USAFChief]

I send Mauer if I'm coaching. Make them throw him out.