Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 7/10 - 6:10pm

[Guest USAFChief]

Margarita, on the rocks, no salt. Thank you

I love a margarita. No salt, lime, triple sec, mix, or rocks, please.

[Squirrel]

aaaaargh. oy. sigh.

[ashbury]

Margarita, on the rocks, no salt. Thank you

 

I will store that in the memory banks for later reference.

[CairoCrown]

Nordeast for me. I'm classy.

[Willihammer]

Thought maybe we were finally reaching the Rays scrubs.

[Squirrel]

Nordeast for me. I'm classy.

 

I've never heard of that, what is it?

[ashbury]

aaaaargh. oy. sigh.

 

Next time, Mauer should stop at second. Arcia seems to have trouble when the runner's on third.

[Guest USAFChief]

Arcia has just set an AL rookie record for runners LOB in an extra inning game indoors in Florida for a visiting team on a Wed night in July.

[CairoCrown]

I've never heard of that, what is it?

Darker beer made by Grain Belt.

[Guest USAFChief]

I've never heard of that, what is it?

It's a direction.

[ashbury]

I love a margarita. No salt, lime, triple sec, mix, or rocks, please.

 

I like that recipe, mind if I copy it?

[ashbury]

Arcia has just set an AL rookie record for runners LOB in an extra inning game indoors in Florida for a visiting team on a Wed night in July.

 

... named Mauer.

[ashbury]

It's a direction.

 

It's a complete state of mind.

 

/ lived there for about 5 years

 

/ seemed like longer

[Guest USAFChief]

I like that recipe, mind if I copy it?

Go ahead, but it usually takes newbies 7 or 8 tries to get it right.

[Willihammer]

That's it. If you can't beat em, and you can't bean em in the box, then bean em on the bases.

[CairoCrown]

That's it. If you can't beat em, and you can't bean em in the box, then bean em on the bases.

It works in kickball . . .

[Riverbrian]

aaaaargh. oy. sigh.

 

Were you doing a Pirate because of my Rum request.

[Willihammer]

It works in kickball . . .

 

How do you know when a kickball game's over? Someone starts crying.

[ashbury]

It works in kickball . . .

 

Thought they switched to Town Ball for this series. Soak the runner.

[Squirrel]

omg, this is getting frustrating

[Guest USAFChief]

I think 2 umpires missed on ball four.

[Squirrel]

waaaaaaaa

[Riverbrian]

You can't put a curve in that spot... Rookie.

[ashbury]

How do you know when a kickball game's over? Someone starts crying.

 

I thought by now you'd have an avatar up involving Luke Scott's crummy beard.

[Willihammer]

Terrible game in a terrible stadium with terrible fans is finally over

[jorgenswest]

I think 2 umpires missed on ball four.

 

Terrible job of receiving the ball by Doumit

[Guest USAFChief]

Well, the "let's lose and get a better draft pick" crowd will be happy.

[ashbury]

Well, there's always tomorrow, right?

[CairoCrown]

Round of tequila on me. By on me, I mean in my mouth.

[DaveW]

Getting to goto bed before 12:30 am is the same as making a trade