Game Thread: Twins @ Blue Jays, 7/5 - 6:07pm

[Gibby]

I used to think like that.

 

I have been called a Man-Child, on several occasions.

[GCTF]

His fine ass is one we haven't explored.

 

Colonoscopy on Monday.

[Riverbrian]

I'm changing my Guide Colors on the TV... Going to Peacock Blue... Let's see if that changes the luck.

[Guest USAFChief]

Colonoscopy on Monday.

Good luck. Our prayers are with you.

[Riverbrian]

Colonoscopy on Monday.

 

I was driving down the Interstate last weekend and I saw this long tube running down the ditch for about 7 miles.

 

Wasn't sure what it was... so I followed it... It went straight to the Clinic... Proctology Department.

[GCTF]

Good luck. Our prayers are with you.

 

*not actually having a colonoscopy on Monday.

[Bark's Lounge]

Can anyone point me to the Twins Baseball Therapy Thread. After the last week and a half I need to talk about some things... I need to exorcise some demons without getting banned.

[glunn]

I winder how many games the Twins would need to lose in a row for Ryan to replace Gardenhire. 15? 20? Infinite?

[Riverbrian]

*not actually having a colonoscopy on Monday.

 

Oh Hey... I didn't mean to frighten you... The tube is only... Umm 2 miles long... I was clearly exaggerating with the 7 miles.

[Guest USAFChief]

*not actually having a colonoscopy on Monday.

You shouldn't put off needed medical treatment.

[glunn]

Can anyone point me to the Twins Baseball Therapy Thread. After the last week and a half I need to talk about some things... I need to exorcise some demons without getting banned.

 

Banning you might be the kindest thing that anyone could do to reduce your suffering. I just tried to ban myself and got an error message.

[Riverbrian]

I winder how many games the Twins would need to lose in a row for Ryan to replace Gardenhire. 15? 20? Infinite?

 

Gardy will finish the year... If a move comes it will be in the off season.

 

I've heard that Wilfred Brimley is the leading candidate.

[Riverbrian]

Banning you might be the kindest thing that anyone could do to reduce your suffering. I just tried to ban myself and got an error message.

 

No it worked... I immediately unbanned you... Now you sit here and suffer with the rest of us.

[diehardtwinsfan]

his fine ass is one that has exploded.

 

ftfy

[Guest USAFChief]

Gardy will finish the year... If a move comes it will be in the off season.

 

I've heard that Wilfred Brimley is the leading candidate.

So you're saying the answer is 85.

[GCTF]

Oh Hey... I didn't mean to frighten you... The tube is only... Umm 2 miles long... I was clearly exaggerating with the 7 miles.

 

*actually have had one but am scheduled again by years end. But not Monday.

[GCTF]

You shouldn't put off needed medical treatment.

 

Impersonating my wife will get you nowhere.

[GCTF]

I need to exorcise some demons without getting banned.

 

Well that's no fun.

[Riverbrian]

Impersonating my wife will get you nowhere.

 

Just wait until he puts on a dress and tells you to slow down while driving.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Can anyone point me to the Twins Baseball Therapy Thread. After the last week and a half I need to talk about some things... I need to exorcise some demons without getting banned.

 

Your wish is my command.

 

http://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-talk/7661-twins-baseball-therapy-thread.html

[GCTF]

Gardy will finish the year... If a move comes it will be in the off season.

 

I've heard that Wilfred Brimley is the leading candidate.

 

I've always been partial to Burl Ives.

[Riverbrian]

I've always been partial to Burl Ives.

 

He coaches Hockey!

[diehardtwinsfan]

I've always been partial to Burl Ives.

 

This Burl?

 

 

[Gibby]

Hey GCTF! Good luck on that colonoscopy tomorrow.

[Riverbrian]

This Burl?

 

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No... This one

 

[Bark's Lounge]

Banning you might be the kindest thing that anyone could do to reduce your suffering. I just tried to ban myself and got an error message.

 

Glunn, your humanitarian efforts know no bounds.

 

Is there any way you could ban the Twins from this site?

 

We could then talk about antique ash trays, the pros and cons of the modern porn or corn industry and H.R. Puffinstuff.

[glunn]

This Burl?

 

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He looks too much like the manager we have now.

[Gibby]

Glunn' date=' your humanitarian efforts know no bounds.

 

Is there any way you could ban the Twins from this site?

 

We could then talk about antique ash trays, the pros and cons of the modern porn or corn industry and H.R. Puffinstuff.[/quote']

 

I think Jimmie was gay.

[glunn]

Glunn' date=' your humanitarian efforts know no bounds.

 

Is there any way you could ban the Twins from this site?

 

We could then talk about antique ash trays, the pros and cons of the modern porn or corn industry and H.R. Puffinstuff.[/quote']

 

Good idea, but there is no button for that.

[buckninetyone]

I bet Dick would have loved a productive out there.

 

 

*suggestive post redacted*