Game Thread: Twins vs The Monsters Under the Bed, 7/3 - 7:10pm

[Riverbrian]

Thanks for the headsup!

 

Actually, I'll be up slow smoking a brisket. Son (USAF...love that boy) and wife are due in tomorrow for the long weekend. All three kids will be home, actually. My new granddaughter will be here as well. She hates the Yankees. Love that little girl.

 

Now old is the Granddaughter?

[Squirrel]

happy 4th everyone, i guess [picks at butt]

Tmi, but you too!

[LaBombo]

Try to remember that she fed you and kept you alive.

Tried that very thing every time I ended up falling off her leaky roof or faking appendicitis to escape a blind date with an amoeba packing a beehive hairdo and substandard hygiene. And yet I am somehow still able to forgive her. For feeding me and keeping me alive.

[LaBombo]

Are these different than the "not solid platinum toilet".

Unfortunately their are disreputable WC vendors still trading in the platinum-plated variety.

 

And as both a Twins fan and an objective real-time broadcast journalist, you know Bremer wants Joe to both have and to have earned the very best.

[snepp]

So I went soul searching, in the hopes of becoming a better person. The result?

 

 

 

Gawd I still ****ing hate the Yankees.

[Squirrel]

So I went soul searching, in the hopes of becoming a better person. The result?

 

 

 

Gawd I still ****ing hate the Yankees.

 

I'd say your soul is intact.