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Game Thread: Twins vs. Phillies, 6/13 - 7:10pm

Brock Beauchamp

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Sounds like fun. No, seriously, it sounds like fun to me. Seriously.

 

Uh huh ... say that after you see my librarian personna at parties ... ;)

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Thomas has been totally gobierno throughout both halves of the fifth inning. Two great catches, a double and a single, and he delivered a baby while Morneau was batting. Just...gobierno.

Squirrel GOAT

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Thomas has been totally gobierno throughout both halves of the fifth inning. Two great catches, a double and a single, and he delivered a baby while Morneau was batting. Just...gobierno.

 

Now, if you had said he delivered Mauer's Twins ... that would have been creative.

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Umm, I believe the Minnesota Orchestra is the best in the world.

 

Well, quite honestly, they are up there ... they are a very, very fine orchestra. Well, were, until the board did their hatchet job because they don't understand music or the arts.

big dog FCL Twins

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Now, if you had said he delivered Mauer's Twins ... that would have been creative.

 

Yeah, or if I said he'd delivered a baby from the 102-yr-old birthday girl in the stands. But I'm just reporting from the future. You think I'm making this up?

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I'm an assistant manager at Walmart, not getting invited to a lot of high class parties.
Technically, isn't your title Assistant To The Manager?
big dog FCL Twins

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An outfielder catches that ball.

 

At least an outfielder with a little speed who doesn't have his back to the wall catches that ball. Parmelee, for instance.

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Beets, bears, and Battlestar Galactica.
That's debatable.
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Consider closing your mouth, Delmon.

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He had to bend over at the waste...base hit?

 

Edit: that should be "waist." speaking of alcoholic stupor...

big dog FCL Twins

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That Can't happen Escobar.

 

Now we got a big at bat.

 

You told him the same thing last night. He has to start listening to you, or how's he going to improve? Look at the good work you've done with Cletus!

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You told him the same thing last night. He has to start listening to you, or how's he going to improve? Look at the good work you've done with Cletus!

 

That is so true... In many facets of life.

 

I'm like an advice guru...

 

Ask me any question... In any area... I will give the correct advice.

big dog FCL Twins

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OK, KC has thrown 112 pitches through five innings, and given up one run. Time for him to take a shower and go buy some lottery tickets. This reminds me of the time I was at the Dome in the early 80s, watching Rick Lysander throw an 11-hit complete game shutout. Total mastery...

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He had to bend over at the waste...base hit?

 

Edit: that should be "waist." speaking of alcoholic stupor...

 

I thought you meant... Bend over and create waste.

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