Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 5/31 - 7:10pm

[TheLeviathan]

Wait....Jeremy Bonderman is still in the big leagues?

 

Did I see that right in the pitching matchups?

[Physics Guy]

Let me guess, third out is a ground ball to 2B.

[glunn]

Let me guess, third out is a ground ball to 2B.

 

A baserunner would be nice.

[mikeee]

Looks like Seattle has a good closer.

[snepp]

I sat down just in time to see Hicks ground out.

 

 

Go Twins?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

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Approves.

 

Anyone who hooks up with a musician is just plain foolish. This photo is diabolical.

[ashbury]

Well, this game was kind of dn pǝssǝɯ. I guess avatar girl has lost her magic.

[glunn]

At least there is a new Bill Maher on tonight.

[IdahoPilgrim]

She is sitting in a bathtub with her toe stuck in the drain and she can't get it out. She is stretching as far as she can at an odd angle reaching in vain for her cell phone that is on the bathroom floor just out of her reach.

 

With a big push she reaches the cell phone but in the process she sloshes water from the tub onto the phone rendering it useless...

 

Is this a metaphor on what it means to be a Twins fan?

[Riverbrian]

I hope there's an intended pun there.

 

I'm sorry... I didn't realize I typed that out loud.

[glunn]

Well, this game was kind of dn pǝssǝɯ. I guess avatar girl has lost her magic.

 

She won four in a row, but her power has a limit.

[Top Gun]

Well nobody cares because there was no rally caps on!

[glunn]

Is this a metaphor on what it means to be a Twins fan?

 

That wins my vote for comment of the night.

[ashbury]

Hey, I just realized that the automatic censor doesn't know to catch bad words like uɐıɹqɹǝʌıɹ when I write it upside down.

[mikeee]

Ya win some, but you lose more if you are a Twin..... lol

[Riverbrian]

Is this a metaphor on what it means to be a Twins fan?

 

Heres the pitch... swung on... Deep drive... That ball is outta here... And well see ya tomorrow night.

[Riverbrian]

Hey, I just realized that the automatic censor doesn't know to catch bad words like ʞɔnɟ when I write it upside down.

 

And you probably would have gotten away with it. If you didn't point it out.

 

I noticed while robbing the first state bank last night that if you go into the vault when nobody is looking... You can get away with it.

 

You know Honey... If I simply take the empty beer can and put it back in the ring... You don't notice how much beer I'm drinking.

[snepp]

Hey, I just realized that the automatic censor doesn't know to catch bad words like ʞɔnɟ when I write it upside down.

 

Bypassing the filter is an automagic bannination though.

 

 

See you in Kansas City!

[Bark's Lounge]

Well nobody cares because there was no rally caps on!

 

Hey Top Gun. Maybe us TD participants let you down tonight. Maybe we are out of control. Maybe you should lend your voice when you see a crack in the dam. The dam is always in danger. My thought is that you should keep on us - keep us straight - keep us ready for the battle ahead.

[Bark's Lounge]

Hey, I just realized that the automatic censor doesn't know to catch bad words like uɐıɹqɹǝʌıɹ when I write it upside down.

 

Damn, I thought that was a Russian word. Thanks for the heads up.

[ashbury]

And you probably would have gotten away with it. If you didn't point it out.

 

I went back and fixed my post. Now you're stuck with the evidence, and are probably gonna get banned. The perfect crime.

[ashbury]

Bypassing the filter is an automagic bannination though.

 

You guys are the ones perpetuating it when the thread gets frozen.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Hey, I just realized that the automatic censor doesn't know to catch bad words like uɐıɹqɹǝʌıɹ when I write it upside down.

 

What font are you using to write upside down?

[ashbury]

What font are you using to write upside down?

 

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

[diehardtwinsfan]

RickRoll'D - YouTube

 

Haven't heard rickroll in quite some time, but I'm at a loss for figuring out how he plays into this.

[ashbury]

I am back and look what I found last night.

 

Your boss popped into this thread, and will be asking you tomorrow why you called in sick today.

[ashbury]

Haven't heard rickroll in quite some time, but I'm at a loss for figuring out how he plays into this.

 

If you have to ask...

 

OK, try this link instead: /bɹo˙ʇxǝʇdıןɟ˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ

[Bark's Lounge]

RickRoll'D - YouTube

 

That is a cheap version of the real deal - Billy Ocean - Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run) (12'') HD (Vinyl,P?yta Winylowa - YouTube

[snepp]

Your boss popped into this thread, and will be asking you tomorrow why you called in sick today.

 

If I had to attend 6-hour meetings every day I'd call in sick too.