Article: Series Preview: Twins @ Braves, 5/20

[snepp]

Fear not, it's really only 2-0 right now. He's better than his numbers.

[LaBombo]

Yes, folks, it's that GD bad. I long for the good ol' days of Nick Blackburn.

It seems to me there was a doctor once who did hard time for 'helping' people deal with medical conditions like this.

[Gibby]

Thielbar is the man.

[Riverbrian]

Thielbar is the man.

 

Gardy should let him hit as well... What the Hell.

[Gibby]

Gardy should let him hit as well... What the Hell.

 

Indeed.

[Riverbrian]

Thielbar is having a great debut... Very impressive

[snepp]

What kind of splits did he have in the minors?

[Ultima Ratio]

We've needed another LHP in the pen since the Robertson implosion. Really need this kid to keep it up and stick. Looking great so far!

[Riverbrian]

What kind of splits did he have in the minors?

 

Banana?

 

Well... I'd like to keep him until I don't want to keep him anymore.

 

excellent pitching... It looks like he wants to stay.

[Riverbrian]

Ok 4 base runners and then someone can homer off Kimbrel... No problem.

[Mike Sixel]

Is Caleb second on the team in strikeouts yet?

[snepp]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Yeeeeeeah!!! Take that!!!!

[Riverbrian]

#6 out of 29 for the hammer.

[Ultima Ratio]

Thanks the Lord, not quite so embarrassing now. Hope that gets you over the slump Hammer.

[Riverbrian]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Yeeeeeeah!!! Take that!!!!

 

Yeah... you Braves... Take that... First it was Sherman marching through... Hrbek handling Gant and now Willingham.

[Ultima Ratio]

Yeah... you Braves... Take that... First it was Sherman marching through... Hrbek handling Gant and now Willingham.

 

A little hodgepodge but good work there RB.

[Guest USAFChief]

Yeah... you Braves... Take that... First it was Sherman marching through... Hrbek handling Gant and now Willingham.

Falcons-Vikes NFC Championship, bitches!!11

 

 

wait, scratch that'n

[Riverbrian]

A little hodgepodge but good work there RB.

 

stream of consciousness output isn't always pretty.

[Riverbrian]

Falcons-Vikes NFC Championship, bitches!!11

 

 

wait, scratch that'n

 

You know... Gary Anderson didnt miss a FG all year that year.

[Gibby]

Falcons-Vikes NFC Championship, bitches!!11

 

 

wait, scratch that'n

You guys are killing me.

[Gibby]

Sometimes Hicks comes up big when you least expect it.

[Mike Sixel]

Just plain mean to bring that up.....

[Riverbrian]

You know what these game threads need... A good round of match game.

 

Brenda is so High Maintenence... (How high Maintenence is she)... When she goes out with her husband... Her husband brings a (blank).

[Gibby]

You know what these game threads need... A good round of match game.

 

Brenda is so High Maintenence... (How high Maintenence is she)... When she goes out with her husband... Her husband brings a (blank).

 

Pamprin.

[LaBombo]

You know... Gary Anderson didnt miss a FG all year that year.

'Pssst! The clock keeps running if you don't run out of bounds, Robert Smith! Keep it quiet though, we don't want them to know we're running the clock out.'

[LaBombo]

FSN post-game wrapup: 'Kevin Correia struggles with turning back into Kevin Correia'.

 

Which is the more powerful and inevitable force... gravity, or the rise of Correia's ERA toward five?

 

Oh well, at least Caleb Thielbar's parents and the other citizens of Randolph, MN enjoined the game.

[Top Gun]

It's goin be a long summer.

[one_eyed_jack]

You know... Gary Anderson didnt miss a FG all year that year.

 

---It's not bad enough that the Twins have lost 6 in a row and look poised for another season in the crapper? You had to bring that up as well?

 

What's it gonna be when we make it 7 in a row tomorrow - Jonny Flynn over Steph Curry?

[snepp]

Silver lining.....once it gets dark out, my lawn looks awesome.

 

 

Now all I need to do is convince the sun to stop rising.

[Reginald Maudling's Shin]

'Pssst! The clock keeps running if you don't run out of bounds, Robert Smith! Keep it quiet though, we don't want them to know we're running the clock out.'

Robert Griffith just dropped another interception.

 

We should save these for when the bottom falls out in say...August