Mostly Preemptive Deadline Deal Caption Contest

[AlwaysinModeration]

All deals, concluded or yet to be concluded, Twins or non Twins are fair game.  I'll get things started:

• Hats Off To Antony For Trading Nunez
• Ricky Don't Lose Our Number
• The Sale Has Shipped
• Suzuki Gets Axe By Twins
• There IS Such Thing As Abad Deal

 

[twinssporto]

• Santana becomes Santa
• No more Morneau
• Park was parked in the wrong spot

 

[goulik]

And Poof, there goes Plouffe!

XXXX lower the bar, trade for for Escobar.

Minnesota Sour on Mauer. Trade for Power

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Sano Let Go

Adios Berrios

Kep Not Kept

Good Luck to Buck

[goulik]

Centeno sent to Toronto

Minnesota Cryin' without Ryan, no one buyin at dead line

[AlwaysinModeration]

Twins ALight On Abad Trade

[Vanimal46]

Nolasco is No More.