When will the Twins win their first game?

[ashbury]

I think the question really is: Braves vs Twins--who wins first?

No, for the last time. Who is ON first.

[AlwaysinModeration]

No, for the last time. Who is ON first.

I don't know.

[Ultima Ratio]

Holy Jeebus! The suck is strong with this club.

[Blake]

I'm going with not tonight.

[Aggies7]

Tomorrow we will win. Santana will pitch well, we'll squeeze out 3 maybe 4 runs and have to hold on for a nail biting 9th. But win we will.

[Otto von Ballpark]

I am tempted to get tickets already for our potential record-setting game #22 in two weeks.

[Halsey Hall]

It's looking like we won't win until we get Torii Hunter back into the clubhouse as cheerleader.  He was much more valuable last year than any numbers that can be shown.

[Ultima Ratio]

The sun sets and yet we are as we were, lost.

[alskntwnsfn]

Everyone's thinking it...

 

http://i.imgur.com/ZJpY73i.png

[Pardon My Dinger]

Golly Moses. This thread refuses to die. How is this happening. 

[Ultima Ratio]

Mods, you are ceremoniously close this thread.  Tax day is V-day, go figure.