Game Thread, Twins vs. White Sox, 5/3 @ 1:10pm CT

[Squirrel]

I consider myself both a Minnesotan and a Chicagoan. One is my heart, the other is my current residence.

[Squirrel]

 

Hawk:  "Boy, there's a major league double play right there."

It's almost like having stereo … 

[ashbury]

So, the game's still going? What happened? Did the Sox come back to tie it and we're in the 14th now?

[Squirrel]

 

I LIke It!

 

I LIke It!!

 

JB … I'm glad your prediction was off by one!

[USAFChief]

 

My statements were irresponsible. I have subsequently looked up the terms. Whereas I was not incorrect, they did not mean what I thought they meant.

I would have gone with "well, how about if it results in your TIMELY death?  Count you in?"

 

But your take was good, too.

[formerly33]

 

My statements were irresponsible. I have subsequently looked up the terms. Whereas I was not incorrect, they did not mean what I thought they meant.

Well, that being the case...I think I can safely announce that I have Tuesday. At least I think I do. I wrote to Chief about it.

[USAFChief]

You have Tuesday.

[formerly33]

 

I would have gone with "well, how about if it results in your TIMELY death?  Count you in?"

 

But your take was good, too.

When I get my moderator abilities granted, you're the first to go. That's final.

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

So we're no longer a minor league team?

Looks like everything is starting to go in the right direction!

Santana is now batting .270

Arcia, .276

Plouffe, .270 and a little bit of swagger

Vargas finally over the Mendoza-line.

 

Just need to get Dozier started.

[formerly33]

 

You have Tuesday.

Why thank you. Hope I don't make you too sick by thinking that I'm being funny. ChiTown.

[formerly33]

 

Looks like everything is starting to go in the right direction!

Santana is now batting .270

Arcia, .276

Plouffe, .270 and a little bit of swagger

Vargas finally over the Mendoza-line.

 

Just need to get Dozier started.

Give him a Saturday night, his baby by his side
A little Hank Jr. and a six pack of lights
Old dirt road and he'll be just fine

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So, the game's still going? What happened? Did the Sox come back to tie it and we're in the 14th now?

I haven't been counting, but yeah, maybe the Sox have given us 15 extra outs... Though that sounds a little high.

[JB_Iowa]

 

Just need to get Dozier started.

 

Dozier is 3/4 today with a walk so maybe he is heating up as well.

 

The White Sox .... good for what ails 'ya.

[USAFChief]

 

When I get my moderator abilities granted, you're the first to go. That's final.

Stand in line.

[Squirrel]

Why'd I think the game was over? Sheesh … I guess getting 4 loads of laundry done and a batch of cookies … I'm not really following too closely.

[formerly33]

 

Stand in line.

Is it possible to ban a mod? Or only if you're Glunn?

[HitInAPinch]

 

Give him a Saturday night, his baby by his side
A little Hank Jr. and a six pack of lights
Old dirt road and he'll be just fine

Can Hank Jr. play the outfield?

[ashbury]

But your take was good, too.

I might give a slight tip o' the cap to K&P, as well.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Is Hawk the guy that announces for there channel?

serious?

[formerly33]

 

Why'd I think the game was over? Sheesh … I guess getting 4 loads of laundry done and a batch of cookies … I'm not really following too closely.

This game reminds me of when I watch the Mahtomedi Zephyrs play the absolute worst high school teams.

[USAFChief]

 

Is it possible to ban a mod? Or only if you're Glunn?

No.

[ashbury]

Is it possible to ban a mod? Or only if you're Glunn?

I already banned glunn today, just for the sheer fun of it. So that won't be possible.

[formerly33]

 

Can Hank Jr. play the outfield?

Good question. I think that topic deserves a whole thread of its own.

[USAFChief]

 

Can Hank Jr. play the outfield?

Not sure, but if you hum a few bars I'm sure he'll give it a shot.

[formerly33]

 

No.

Okay then. You aren't very obliging when it comes to me.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Why'd I think the game was over? Sheesh … I guess getting 4 loads of laundry done and a batch of cookies … I'm not really following too closely.

because a baseball game should generally be done in 3 hours

[USAFChief]

 

This game reminds me of when I watch the Mahtomedi Zephyrs play the absolute worst high school teams.

Mahtomedi's as bad as the Sox??!?

[formerly33]

 

I already banned glunn today, just for the sheer fun of it. So that won't be possible.

Will we miss him?

[formerly33]

 

Mahtomedi's as bad as the Sox??!?

Heck no. Only as bad as the Twins in the past few days.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Santana! Just like Cecilia