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Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 7/29 @ 7:10Pm Ct

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Wait a minute...I haven't been following closely lately...is SHE getting a start ahead of Meyer and May, too?

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I never wear lipstick that red.  It makes me look like a hooker.

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I don't seem to be able to find anyone worth it.

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I'd like to hear Skywalker sing "Roll me Away" or "Beautiful Loser" or "Bohemian Rhapsody" or "We're an American Band" or "Hash Pipe" or "The Night Chicago Died" or "At Seventeen" or "Bulls on Parade"

Good point, but none of them were with Yoda when he died and Skywalker has a cybernetic hand... plus, he has a green lightsaber - that goes good with St. Patrick's Day. I give Skywalker the edge.

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My wife came down saw that, said I don't get every aspect of you, and left.

She saw Gibby alone in the basement watching the game while pretending to ski jump off the coach.

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My wife came down saw that, said I don't get every aspect of you, and left.

Gibby had just purchased an actual bumper car and couldn't figure out how to drive it around without a roof for that thing to touch.

Circus Boy First Round Pick

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I don't seem to be able to quote anyone.

 

Holy bucket of balls, Batman! Shields has already thrown 110 pitches in 5 innings, and we only have 2 runs to show for it. Grrrrr.

 

I quoted Gibby for no good reason. Just because I can at this point. Sorry to see he and Mr. Stringer Bell are DL'd on quote-ability.

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Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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My wife came down saw that, said I don't get every aspect of you, and left.

After Gibby's wife left, he proceeded to play with his collection of Care Bears. After a while Gibby tired of that and wrote a fan letter to Leif Garrett. Tired, Gibby rubbed his eyes and gave his Cabbage Patch Doll "Molly Fussinfolly" a kiss on the cheek and jumped onto his bunk bed in the basement and went to sleepy land.

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