Game Thread: Twins v Yankees, 7/5 @ 1:10pm CT

[snepp]

Are you insured and bonded?

 

No and no (the boss is a fully licensed general contractor though). This is South Dakota, if you aren't a plumber or an electrician they'll let just about any hack with a hammer work on a house.

 

 

And you take up the old floor, too?

 

http://img.briedenredaktion.de/haemmer_halder_hammer_maxxcraft_bild_1306183529.jpg

[Squirrel]

Yohan Pino v David Phelps had "pitcher's duel" written all over it when I first saw the lineups.

 

I'm blaming you for that run.

[Guest USAFChief]

Why didn't the Twins challenge Suzuki's stolen base? He was out.

[Gibby]

Why didn't the Twins challenge Suzuki's stolen base? He was out.

 

They don't have the benefit of the great Gardenhire mind in the dugout.

[Squirrel]

C'mon, Twins!! Move your collective bloomin' arses!

[glunn]

Can't speak for others, but I'd like:

 

Knoblauch, 2b, circa 1995

Mauer, c, circa 2009

Puckett, cf, circa 1988

Killebrew, 1b, circa 1969

Mack, LF, circa 1992

Oliva, rf, circa 1964

Gaetti, 3b, circa 1986

Davis, DH, circa 1991

Versailles, SS, circa 1965

 

Blyleven, sp, circa 1973

 

Lets see the GD Yankees beat that team.

 

of course, since none of the above are available to Gardy today, Parmelee in the three hole isn't the worst decision in history.

 

Great lineup Chief. If there is a heaven, they will eventually be playing there against Babe Ruth, Micky Mantle and other Yankee greats.

[Squirrel]

Great lineup Chief. If there is a heaven, they will eventually be playing there against Babe Ruth, Micky Mantle and other Yankee greats.

 

It's not Heaven, it's called Iowa. (Okay, trying to be 'Field-of-Dreams-ish' with that.)

[glunn]

There was no video in the (18)70's.

 

figured I'd take the shot before someone else could

 

You should post GIFs of some of your cave drawings showing you when you were young.

[glunn]

Sadly I couldn't make the trip west this weekend. I wanted to meet Glunn. My wife had a heart surgery this morning, and she had to be there. If anyone wants to watch my kid kick some Brazilian ass. They play at 7 pacific time. http://www.teamusa.org/USA-Volleyball/Events/International/2014-USAV-Cup

 

I am sending positive energy to your wife. And looking forward to your next trip to LA.

[Gibby]

I am sending positive energy to your wife. And looking forward to your next trip to LA.

 

Oh no, my wife passes gas. She's not the patient. If they have emergency hearts, they usually call on her.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Why didn't the Twins challenge Suzuki's stolen base? He was out.

 

Radio guys Gladden & Provus agreed that he looked safe at game speed.

 

And those guys are always right. About everything.

[drock2190]

Just woke up after a half hour nap. Nothing has happened.

 

Considering returning to my coma.

[diehardtwinsfan]

And as long as you wear appropriate ear plugs and protective eye wear, a lot more fun. (I would imagine.)

 

What is this concept of safety equipment? Other than a water tank during dry weather, we are far more high tech... We tie everything together with extra fuse...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Radio guys Gladden & Provus agreed that he looked safe at game speed.

 

And those guys are always right. About everything.

 

not really.

[Gibby]

Hammertime!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It's always Willingham hitting those game tying homers.

[JB_Iowa]

Just woke up after a half hour nap. Nothing has happened.

 

Considering returning to my coma.

 

Glad you woke up for Willy's homerrun.

[howeda7]

Why didn't the Twins challenge Suzuki's stolen base? He was out.

 

It wasn't glaringly obvious on the replay. Took Dick'n'Bert 3 re-plays to notice. Dozier has to speak up there.

[glunn]

Oh no, my wife passes gas. She's not the patient. If they have emergency hearts, they usually call on her.

 

I am glad to hear that, and am redirecting my energy to the patient.

[howeda7]

No and no (the boss is a fully licensed general contractor though). This is South Dakota, if you aren't a plumber or an electrician they'll let just about any hack with a hammer work on a house.

 

 

 

http://img.briedenredaktion.de/haemmer_halder_hammer_maxxcraft_bild_1306183529.jpg

 

Yeah, I've heard some horror stories.

[glunn]

It's always Willingham hitting those game tying homers.

 

Let's hope that other teams realize that, before the trade deadline.

[glunn]

Pino seems to have had a great outing and the relievers are holding the line. Now let's get some runs and win this.

[Circus Boy]

No and no (the boss is a fully licensed general contractor though). This is South Dakota, if you aren't a plumber or an electrician they'll let just about any hack with a hammer work on a house.

 

 

 

 

http://img.briedenredaktion.de/haemmer_halder_hammer_maxxcraft_bild_1306183529.jpg

 

You take out the old floor? Man, I always leave it all down and it builds up, like Rome.

[diehardtwinsfan]

You know what would be funny here? If Parmelee delivered a big hit and won the game...

[diehardtwinsfan]

:-(

[snepp]

You take out the old floor? Man, I always leave it all down and it builds up, like Rome.

 

Who wouldn't want a bunch of 2" reducers all over their house?

[snepp]

Bert, "A home run would be nice, but a base hit would be even better."

 

 

 

/forehead smack

[ScrapTheNickname]

You know what would be funny here? If Parmelee delivered a big hit and won the game...

 

To state the obvious: Parmelee is 0-26 now with RISP.

[snepp]

So much for that hammer time gif I had ready.

[Squirrel]

You know what would be funny here? If Parmelee delivered a big hit and won the game...

 

Why must people insist on saying these things? It's a sure jinx. Next time, hold your breath until it's all over.