Twins Nick Names

[Paul Pleiss]

What are your favorite nick names for Twins players? I find myself making up and using terrible nick names I hear from friends all the time. Some of my favorites are below:

 

Plouffe = The French Pancake, Babe-Plouffe

Chris Parmalee = C-Parms or Parmesian Cheesey

Joe Mauer = Baby Jesus, Mr 2%

Kurt Suzuki = Kurt's Motorcycle Shop

Jason Kubel = Koooooooooooobs

Ricky Nolasco = Ricky Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-Chari Bar Ruchi-pip Perp Pembo

Colabello = The Italian Hitman

Pinto = Beans

 

And so on. What are some of your favorites that you use with your friends or around the house?

[Whammy]

Around the house:

Dozier = "the doooooj" (the j is pronounced like a "zh" sound)

Edited May 14, 2014 by amjgt
to add more "oooooo"s

[buffalo_pete]

I don't remember who came up with it, but we really need to make Caleb "Meat Raffle" Theilbar a thing.

[John Kelsey]

Brian "the Bull" Dozier or just the Bulldozier

Chris Parmelee = Chicken Parms

Phil Hughes = Philthy Hughes

Brian "The Dunce" Duensing

Michael Tonkin trucks

Joe Mauer's always changes but it usually has something to do with bilateral leg weakness

Pedro Florimon and Mike Pelfrey = *the noise a remotes makes when changing the channel*

[John Kelsey]

What are your favorite nick names for Twins players? I find myself making up and using terrible nick names I hear from friends all the time. Some of my favorites are below:

 

Plouffe = The French Pancake, Babe-Plouffe

Chris Parmalee = C-Parms or Parmesian Cheesey

Joe Mauer = Baby Jesus, Mr 2%

Kurt Suzuki = Kurt's Motorcycle Shop

Jason Kubel = Koooooooooooobs

Ricky Nolasco = Ricky Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-Chari Bar Ruchi-pip Perp Pembo

Colabello = The Italian Hitman

Pinto = Beans

 

And so on. What are some of your favorites that you use with your friends or around the house?

 

I also use "Bean" for Pinto

[Paul Pleiss]

Pedro Florimon and Mike Pelfrey = *the noise a remotes makes when changing the channel*

 

Winner!

[Kirby_waved_at_me]

also good for our recent goats: http://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A

[chuchadoro]

I seem to go with a musical theme:

 

Honky Tonkin

No Limit Dozier

MC Hammer, Hammer Time, Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em

Chick Correa

Perkins - Pony Boy

Mauer - James Loney (ok, not strictly a musical theme)

[Thegrin]

"Sleepy" Dozier

"Poof" Plouffe

"Sticks" Hicks (We hope)

Arcia de Triumphe

I Like "Honky" Tonkin

"Black Magic" Santana

"Beast" of Burton

"Choosey" Hughsey

Please God. not No Last. Go

"Shoot" Gibson

"Dunes" Deduno or Gardy would call him "Dunsey"

[Paul Pleiss]

Arcia de Triumphe

"Black Magic" Santana

"Beast" of Burton

"Dunes" DedunoQUOTE]

 

All good names. Dunes. I like that. A lot.

[Thrylos]

One I was hearing by a certain nameless someone, referring to Plouffe's defense (mainly) last season: Ploofda