I joined a gym recently, and asked one of the impressive attendants if they could help me do the splits.
"How flexible are you?" the guy asked me.
I told him "I can't do Mondays."
Again...you just never know when you'll see something at a baseball game you've never seen before: Buxton's leg made contact with another player's leg, but it was the other player who left the field limping.
INCONCEIVABLE!!`