I think a Chris Colabello watch would be cool. Much like a Mickey Mouse watch. The hand holding the bat could be minutes. Off hand could be hours. When people saw me they would say " cool watch, but who is that swarthy guy?" And I would say " Chris Colabello" and they would say " who?" And "why do you have his watch? What is the point of a watch, no matter how cool it is, when you carry a cell phone?" And I'd say "it's just like an apple watch, the point is to be cool, logic doesn't matter"