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  1. Do the Twins not realize Vanimal has been planning this thread for weeks? You think they would come through for him if nothing else.
  2. I have to think Bark is on a lot of government watch lists.
  3. Whew .... It was kind of cool to hear on the radio how active the crowd seemed tonight. It is definitely nice to hear true excitement from the fans going into September.
  4. I am done trying to make any predictions about this team this year. Now that Brian has explored Hamburger Helper and Hungry Man, I am looking forward to his future review of Ramon noodles. I am having a lot of college memories.
  5. I think Hungry Man vegetables have a half life of about 50 years, so you have some time.
  6. Hidden camera at RB's house. Target Field should really get these for next year. Bummer that was foul....
  7. As if this is the first time you have had problems being pried from a euphoric drug.
  8. I am hoping it really is Twinsnorth49 (as long as I never meet him in a dark alley).
  9. The line-up is to lull the Astros into a false sense of security. They will not have the proper adrenaline rush, play sub-par, and the rest will be history. And to help people relax and not worry about it, they can still make the decision to pinch-hit Hermann later in the game if necessary.
  10. St. Paul would have old Midway stadium they could use (or was it torn down?) Another option -- Duluth -- imagine the view overlooking Lake Superior, the refreshing, gentle spring breeze in early April games, the cheap post-game drink specials over in Superior.
  11. Resulting in this... http://i2.wp.com/phindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/6.-JWarhola-Alfred-E.-Neuman-as-Frankenstein-MAD-magazine.png
  12. Wait -- that would mean you have seen him normal? Is that true? Re Yankees not going the distance -- there has to be some negative karma from A-ROD that will come back to haunt them.
  13. I want to believe....
  14. Wait -- you mean you are not actually Vance Worely -- but simply his number one fan? Here I thought we were getting a look into one of the best young pitching minds of the 21st century. i guess I won't ask you if there is a chance you could return to the Twins.
  15. I thought I heard back spasms mentioned.
  16. If this keeps up - there is going to be a glut of recently purchased pitchforks that will be lacking use. http://home.earthlink.net/~reetjournal1/MedoraMusicalFondue_Pitchforks.jpg
  17. With these classic jokes it is like Bob Hope never died. Chief - didn't you help him get his start?
  18. That looks like the anti-green smoothie.
  19. Good thing Mr. Grant is no longer working at WJM.
  20. I think you have a greater destiny than mayor -- your campaign will make Trump's seem sedate (and lucid).
  21. I tend to go down a slightly different, but I am sure just as healthy route - I like my smoothie with ice cream, milk, hot fudge, and maybe some malt powder (I think the powedert adds extra nutrients or protein).
  22. It is never too early for cricket. http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65000000/jpg/_65000362_mike_hussey2_getty.jpg
  23. The game threads have on occasion gone a little off topic, but of all the things that would come up here -- I never in a million years would have guessed there would be a post about an angry Skippy. I wish Mallory would have put a restraining order on him - he needed to be exiled from the show. It also sounds like his jokes would not live up to the caliber of the ones told here.
  24. Keep him away from RB's cooking and meal prep.
  25. I am sure he is laughing with you -- respectfully..
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