Completely with you on that. Against most pitchers probably you don't, but you chances of another flyball on the next at-bat just aren't high enough here.
If you don't want Mauer's .375 OBP leading off, and you want someone above .300, Plouffe would be the only other option at .321. / yeesh http://farm1.staticflickr.com/6/6348218_8ce5517cca_z.jpg
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