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Rocco Baldelli Hater Preps Derisive Nickname for New Manager

By RandBalls Stu, October 3, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Twins Season So Depressing Friends Can’t Mock Reeling Tigers Fan

By RandBalls Stu, September 26, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Sources: Twins Still Playing

By RandBalls Stu, September 19, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Otherwise Normal Man Purchases Diamondbacks/Twins Tickets

By RandBalls Stu, September 12, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Target Field Replaces Orfield Laboratories' Anechoic Chamber as Quietest Place on Earth

By RandBalls Stu, September 5, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

The Athletic’s Survey of Twins Fans Fails to Include Option for Endless, Anguished Screaming

By RandBalls Stu, August 29, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

TWINS DAILY EXCLUSIVE: Details on MLB/ESPN Plans for 2026 Twins Broadcasts

By RandBalls Stu, August 22, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

For Third Year in a Row, Minnesota Twins Season Ticket Rep Named World’s Toughest Job

By RandBalls Stu, August 15, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Bullpen Now Just Guys You Went to High School With

By RandBalls Stu, August 8, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

• brooks kriske
• thomas hatch
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Pohlads ‘Furious’ at Not Being Able to Trade Commercial Real Estate Holdings

By RandBalls Stu, August 1, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

TRADE DEADLINE: Twins Acquire Gently Used Couch on Facebook Marketplace

By RandBalls Stu, July 25, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Man Born Before Interstate Highway System Outraged By All-Star Tie, All Other New Things

By RandBalls Stu, July 18, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins to Return to Office Three Days a Week

By RandBalls Stu, July 11, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Trade Deadline Targets

By RandBalls Stu, July 4, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Beat Writers Hold Closed-Door Meeting

By RandBalls Stu, June 27, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Mauer Worries that ‘Cincinnati Rain Delay’ Is Slang for S-E-X

By RandBalls Stu, June 20, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

• joe mauer

Pohlad Reads Boat Magazine

By RandBalls Stu, June 13, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Teres Major: What to Know about Muscle That Hates Your Favorite Team

By RandBalls Stu, June 6, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

• joe ryan
• pablo lopez

Royce Lewis’s Slump Traced to His Evil Twin, Groyce

By RandBalls Stu, May 30, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

• royce lewis
• groyce lewis

Kodys, ReKonsidered

By RandBalls Stu, May 23, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

• kody clemens

Are the Chicago White Sox Still Godless? Experts Weigh In

By RandBalls Stu, May 16, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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• chrissie bonnes

Pohlads Water Down Press Box Ranch Dressing

By RandBalls Stu, May 9, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Mailbag with Zeb, An Old-Timey Gold Rush Prospector

By RandBalls Stu, May 2, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

‘Gonna Be a Chilly One This Weekend,’ Observes Mauer

By RandBalls Stu, April 4, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Hipster Twins Fan Torn on Ironic Opening Day Jersey Choice

By RandBalls Stu, March 28, 2025 in Twins Daily Front Page News