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By now, you know that in Damn Yankees (which starts tonight at the Ordway), the protagonist offers up his soul to turn into the hero the Senators need to win the pennant. Ultimately, he battles to hang onto both and especially his marriage. That’s all crazy territory, but what if….
We’ll start small, what if you had to give up both Byron Buxton and Miguel Sano? You don’t get to watch their careers for the next decade, but you get a special year this year. Would you give up a decade of playoff appearances with a chance to win the World Series for nine 90-loss seasons but a single year in which it was guaranteed?
Would you trade that one magical year, right now, if it meant you would never see another World Series championship? Or a championship for any of your other teams?
Those seem pragmatic, so let’s go a little further with baseball. Would you trade a championship for Twins Daily? Would you trade it for no more sports talk radio? Would you trade a World Series if it meant the Twins had to go back to playing in the Metrodome? Never ever attending another game at Target Field? Never being able to watch a Twins game, period? Would you give up your team for that one glorious season? Would you be willing to give up baseball completely?
Let’s leave the realm of sports. How much would you pay? (How much have you already paid?) I want a cash figure. Would you give up your car for a year? What other sacrifices would you be willing to make? Would you give up your favorite food? Beer?
Let’s get closer to a Faustian contract. Where would you be willing to live for the thrill of a championship? Which of your friends or coworkers would you be willing to never see again (not have them hurt, just not be able to contact)? Would you give up your pet?
What do you get in return? Do you get to go to the winning game with your kid? Or listen to it while fishing with your dad? Do you get a night again with your deceased grandma, who listened to games with you as a kid? Is she young again? Are you? Or are you the ballboy or girl, on the field, jumping up and down deliriously?
Take your stab below in the comments. The top handful of answers will get a free Twins Daily pint glass from one of the Winter Meltdown events, with me playing the part of the Devil as judge. Let’s see just what you can come up with.







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