Twins Video
1. The Royals -- Playing the division leaders can be seen as bad news... but it's not really... unless we get swept... then it's really bad news. But... playing the division leaders is the tonic a team stumbling ever so downward needs. If we can sweep the Royals... We can make up ground like a cheetah chasing a flag pole. Yeah... I said Flag Pole... because a Flag Pole just sits there and it's 4th of July weekend... And if we swept the Royals... they would just sit there like a flag pole... So that's why I chose a flag pole over an animal that might run away.
2. Kansas City -- It was Wilbert Harrison who sang... Going to Kansas City... Kansas City here I come. Why was Wilbert going to Kansas City? It's because they got a crazy way of loving and he's going to him some. All the action happens at 12th Street and Vine according to the song. Well... the city has been rezoned or restructured or re-streeted or re-whatevered and 12th Street and Vine no longer exists. The location to placate tourists in search of 12th street and Vine and that crazy way of loving... Is actually a street sign in the middle of park not near any intersection of roads. So what about that crazy way of loving... Well... They cover you in Barbecue Sauce... It isn't that unique... That stuff happens all the time where I come from.
3. Miguel Sano -- Lots of TD'ers will be watching tonight because it's the debut of Mr. Sano. I hope I'm not heaping too much pressure on him... but... if he fails... we will fail... No pressure at all... So... Relax Miguel have a good time... The entire season rests on your shoulders. OK... Ok... Sano is probably only going to be up for a little while and then he will be sent down. But... Yeah... we really need Sano to be what the scouting reports say he could be. A Flat out Bomber who can bomb. We need that big bat to hit in the 4 hole... I don't think the Twins are going to trade for Nelson Cruz so Sano becomes the hope. No Pressure at all... Here's to hoping that Sano... Hits and Hits big and sticks around.
4. Ervin Santana -- We get the debut of Sano and then the debut of Santana. Both names start with SAN... so the debut of Santa Claus should be the following day. Ervin is most likely our Mid-Season Christmas gift. He's been sitting because of performance enhancement. Here's to hoping that the combination of a whole lotta rest and performance enhancement leads to Ervin Santana being the freshest arm in history. It won't be long and we will see how Molitor and Ryan deal with this addition. May seems to be the logical choice to be taken out of the lineup but the possibility of a 6 man rotation does exist. This good problem to have of too many SP's is only temporary because someone will get hurt... It always happens.
5. 4th of July -- It's our annual celebration of America on Saturday.Every year we celebrate with random people blowing off their fingers. Here's a tip for you all... If you buy a fifth on the third... you're all set for the 4th.







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