Pitchers and Catchers Report (A Poem)

Four tiny words mean last season's over 
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A tough year to watch, or remain sober
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A winter spent refreshing MLB rumors
Praying that Falvey makes a big move or
re-signs Correa? LOL! That’s good humor!
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A crowded rotation? No chance that’s true.
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No bad backs or elbows or bubonic flu?
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We’ll finally see pitching, for which we’ve waited
Mahle & Lopez, Sonny, Maeda,
Ryan & Ober (though he could get Sainted)
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Pico de Gallo adds power that pleases 
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Plus K-rriffic swings that add cooling breezes
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We added a Farmer who fields everywhere 
Also a Taylor (for when Buxton’s not there)
A new framing Christian will answer our prayers. 
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Finally you take your turn as poet
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Channel your winter frustration and show it
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The comments below are a great place to bleat
Two tens and three ‘levens provide you the beat
(But add words wherever, if like me you cheat).
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