Twins Video
You’ve read all the reactions from local sportswriters and watched the Gray/Correa pickoff play 75 times. Is there anything new to learn about the Twins' first playoff series victory since 2002? We asked some local stepfathers their thoughts.
Wayne Corcoran, Lino Lakes: Does anyone who works there know that all that champagne isn’t coming out of the carpet? It’s all gonna soak into the fabric and the pad, and that’s how you get fruit flies. And after that comes the black mold. It’ll be a pretty penny to get all that taken care of.
Carl Wenner, Madelia: We left after the 6th inning to beat traffic and get out of Scaryapolis before it got dark out.
Lance DeWald, Kimball: Getting these games done early on a school night. Man, that’s the dream, tell you what. Me and Ma had a nice supper and watched Blue Bloods before calling it a night.
Terry Kinser, Shoreview: Man oh man, I wish I had the tarp contract for all these celebrations. I bet they make a pretty penny selling that in.
Bruce Lindberg, Hutchinson: I listened to the game on my garage AM radio while my stepsons Kyler and Kody played Call of Duty for 12 hours in the living room. I tried to tell them the Twins won, and they called me a series of vile slurs, each one worse than the last, before demanding more pizza rolls from my beautiful third wife, Pam.
Leon Mason, Hudson, WI: Had a couple guys asking if they could knock off early to go watch the game. Told them that we play to the whistle here at Renaissance Adult Video Superstore and not to expect them to have their jobs waiting for them if they left.
Anyway, they left. People don’t want to work anymore.
Kent Anderson, Lakeville: Hockey players wouldn’t celebrate after winning a 3-game series. They wouldn’t even celebrate after winning the Cup. It’s a team sport, maybe these prima donnas haven’t heard of it. None of my kids talk to me.
Jim Burgmeier, Eyota: I don’t really pay attention to sports. When the civil defense system uses the tornado sirens to activate the 5G microchips in our bloodstream, sports are how The Regime distracts you. Not me. Always vigilant. Jim Burgmeier, out.
Thom Mortenson, St. Paul: Jack Morris pitched ten innings in Game 7. He’s from St. Paul. So is Paul Molitor. St Paul. Dave Winfield. Joe Mauer. Vulcans. St. Paul.
Lyle Tersteeg, Bird Island: Went to the game, saw they had a whole bunch of guys dragging the infield every three innings. What the heck kinda deal is that? Down at the park, we get Jer to do that on Big Mike’s old riding lawnmower and he gets that done lickety split. We oughta ship Jer to Target Field and save them a pretty penny.
Recommended Comments
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now