Game Thread: Twins@Tigers 8/22 12:08PM

[Squirrel]

That is great Carnac!

 

lol .. ditto

[Squirrel]

Albers has given up more runs than Correia did last night. Why don't people give more credit to Correia when Correia does OK?

 

You should start a forum thread with that and see what happens.

[Squirrel]

**** it. I'm going to Target.

 

I call plagiarism.

[glunn]

I actually like going to Target, but almost never go because I have too many other things to do and my wife does all the shopping. And I like Costco even more -- I like the free samples.

[Squirrel]

I actually like going to Target, but almost never go because I have too many other things to do and my wife does all the shopping. And I like Costco even more -- I like the free samples.

Since I'm only one in my household, and have little storage, having a Costco membership doesn't really make sense for me. But I might just get one anyway, because I like the company.

[glunn]

You should start a forum thread with that and see what happens.

 

Yes, we need more flame wars.

[glunn]

Since I'm only one in my household, and have little storage, having a Costco membership doesn't really make sense for me. But I might just get one anyway, because I like the company.

 

That pallet of toilet paper in the garage will be very valuable if there is an earthquake or nuclear war.

[IdahoPilgrim]

I think we all should go to Target.

 

/Disclaimer: poster may or may not own stock in said company.

[Squirrel]

Yes, we need more flame wars.

 

Hey ... just trying to give you mods some work ... I know this site gives you very little.

[Squirrel]

That pallet of toilet paper in the garage will be very valuable if there is an earthquake or nuclear war.

 

Unless your garage is right over a fault line, or your 'area' is a nuclear war target. Ugh ... those were both very horrible thoughts ... why does my mind even go there?

[LaBombo]

Yes, we need more flame wars.

Posting some of your plus-sized paintings occasionally should help keep tempers in check...

[LaBombo]

That pallet of toilet paper in the garage will be very valuable if there is an earthquake or nuclear war.

Don't forget zombies.... ooh, alien invasion too.

 

Better go see how many rolls of see-through, restroom-grade Scott are left in my garage.

[Squirrel]

woohoo!

[Squirrel]

Posting some of your plus-sized paintings occasionally should help keep tempers in check...

 

Especially if I were one of his models ...

[glunn]

Don't forget zombies....

 

Zombies use toilet paper?

[glunn]

Especially if I were one of his models ...

 

If you are ever out west, we can arrange a sitting?

[LaBombo]

Especially if I were one of his models ...

A new avatar possibility beckons...

[glunn]

OMG, Hermann!!!

 

I had almost given up on the game.

[Squirrel]

A new avatar possibility beckons...

 

heh ... should I look for a Ruben painting and claim it's me?

[LaBombo]

Especially if I were one of his models ...

If the Mini Cooper in your old avatar is your ride, you couldn't be more than about a buck twenty five...

[glunn]

I wonder if Herrmann has a long-term future with the Twins.

[glunn]

If the Mini Cooper in your old avatar is your ride, you couldn't be more than about a buck twenty five...

 

It is NEVER OK to say ANYTHING about a woman's weight.

[LaBombo]

heh ... should I look for a Ruben painting and claim it's me?

Whichever you decide, keep the truth a secret. Mystery will only heighten the appeal.

[Squirrel]

If the Mini Cooper in your old avatar is your ride, you couldn't be more than about a buck twenty five...

Yes, that is my ride ... but I can assure you I am more than a buck twenty five and haven't been a buck twenty five in about two decades since I made that music video ... but I thank you very much for the compliment. (It truly does get more difficult for some of us to keep the weight off as we age. Then again, I enjoy good food.)

[Squirrel]

Whichever you decide, keep the truth a secret. Mystery will only heighten the appeal.

 

Which is why I will never, ever meet any of you in person at a game!

[Shane Wahl]

I wonder if Herrmann has a long-term future with the Twins.

 

I think he is going to be around for a few years at least. He and Pinto should provide a good LH/RH situation at C for the Mauer ease-off of that position.

[LaBombo]

It is NEVER OK to say ANYTHING about a woman's weight.

How about height-to-mass ratio?

[Squirrel]

How about height-to-mass ratio?

 

Somehow, that sounds worse.

[glunn]

Yes, that is my ride ... but I can assure you I am more than a buck twenty five and haven't been a buck twenty five in about two decades since I made that music video ... but I thank you very much for the compliment. (It truly does get more difficult for some of us to keep the weight off as we age. Then again, I enjoy good food.)

 

I think that skinniness is unattractive. Back in olden times men realized that plumpness is sexy, but somehow that wisdom has been lost for most of us.

[Squirrel]

Phew! Burton did it!