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Game Thread: White Sox@Twins 8/17 6:10PM

Riverbrian

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ashbury GOAT

ashbury

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Mauer's a slouch. That should have been a triple.

(According to the Book of River Brian)

:)

 

And we know this because... he later scored.

 

Ballgame's not over, but it sure is nice to see the guys raise a lump on the head of a top-shelf pitcher.

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diehardtwinsfan Minnesota Twins

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I had to give cpr on my neighbors boxer today. I brushed my teeth for 20 minutes afterwards.

 

You were doing it wrong. You give CPR to the mouth, not to the boxers.

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Mauer's a slouch. That should have been a triple.

(According to the Book of River Brian)

:)

Had it been, it'd be 3-1 right now.

ashbury GOAT

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I wish Chitown was here.

 

Why, you got moobs to post? The dog CPR story was bad enough, thankyewverymuch.

Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Any Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band fans in the audience?

 

Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah yeah

Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah yeah

We tried position 31

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

It was terrific fun, uh huh

In position 72

You were me

And I was you, uh

Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah yeah

Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah yeah

 

 

I really hope I was created while that song was playing.

glunn St Paul Saints

glunn

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I am sorry that I am going to miss most of this -- meeting wife in 15 minutes to see a movie.

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What in the world is a moob, and why are you calling me one?

You don't want to know, and you don't want to know.

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I am sorry that I am going to miss most of this -- meeting wife in 15 minutes to see a movie.

It'll be pretty dark, are you sure she'd notice if you weren't there?

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Looks like the idiot Terry Ryan missed another opportunity to sell high.

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The troopers in the "don't drink and drive/boat" PSAs must have studied at the same acting school as Mauer.

Gibby First Round Pick

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I shipped my wife and kid off to the Twins game so I could roast 3 doz ears of corn in peace. This is what my life has come to.

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I so want to like Plouffsie.

 

He seems determined to foil me.

IdahoPilgrim First Round Pick

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I shipped my wife and kid off to the Twins game so I could roast 3 doz ears of corn in peace. This is what my life has come to.

 

You'll have to do something nice for her later to apologize.

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