Game thread - Twins at White Sox - 8/10/2013

[Riverbrian]

I wish I had napped ... am dragging ... and soon heading out to dinner. Hope I don't nod off into my hummus.

 

Menu please.

[Squirrel]

They have dinner in Chicago?

 

Trying a new place close to me ...

Kurah Chicago Mediterranean Tapas

[glunn]

"What's that, Lassie? Riverbrian's fallen in a well? Go start the game thread, girl!"

 

That's pretty close to how it happened.

[Riverbrian]

"What's that, Lassie? Riverbrian's fallen in a well? Go start the game thread, girl!"

 

Arf is like Aloha. It means many things.

[glunn]

Trying a new place close to me ...

Kurah Chicago Mediterranean Tapas

 

Interesting menu. I have never seen fried quail before but it sounds tasty.

[Riverbrian]

Is anything on that menu... You know... Umm... Food?

 

I guess I will go with the Duck Shawerma Platter.

 

I'd also probably start things off with the Bacon Wrapped Dates. Thinking back to my Single days... I can think of some dates that would have gone Better if the girl was bacon wrapped.

[glunn]

Thinking back to my Single days... I can think of some dates that would have gone Better if the girl was bacon wrapped.

 

And probably vice-versa as well my friend.

[Riverbrian]

And probably vice-versa as well my friend.

 

I could think of some bacon that would have been better if Girl wrapped?

[glunn]

OK, Twins, we need 17 more wins so that I can justify a trip to Vegas to collect on my preseason bet. Rally time.

[ashbury]

And probably vice-versa as well my friend.

 

I think Riverbrian may have come bacon-wrapped when he was born.

[glunn]

I miss the Carnac routines. It would be nice if we could get one today or tomorrow.

[stringer bell]

On a baseball note, c'mon guys, hit with runners on base and quite flailing at bad pitches. How many times have the Twins had a runner on second with no outs or on third with less than two outs and failed to score?

[Riverbrian]

I could think of some bacon that would have been better if Girl wrapped?

 

Arf... Also means... Give me that bacon your wrapped in.

[Riverbrian]

I miss the Carnac routines. It would be nice if we could get one today or tomorrow.

 

Too light a crowd... Ashbury will need an audience.

[ashbury]

I miss the Carnac routines. It would be nice if we could get one today or tomorrow.

 

Can't be forced. But what is really needed is the Rally Avatar, which I am providing forthwith.

[glunn]

Too light a crowd... Ashbury will need an audience.

 

I am looking forward to the Bombastic Buskin's book on Carson -- I suspect that it's going to be very interesting.

[glunn]

Can't be forced. But what is really needed is the Rally Avatar, which I am providing forthwith.

OLIVIA!!!

 

I am still working on getting Olivia a movie role.

[ashbury]

OLIVIA!!!

 

Well. That worked great. Better luck tomorrow guys; winnable game that should leave a sick feeling for both the offense and the defense.

[ashbury]

Oh, and: nice job jinxing the team out of a win, CTTF.

[Top Gun]

The Twins can't get it done!