Twins Sweep of Tigers Could Be Latest Impractical Jokers Prank

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As the unheralded Eric Orze closed the door on the Detroit Tigers Thursday afternoon, the Minnesota Twins found themselves above .500 for the first time since June of last year. The four-game sweep of their AL Central rivals has the skeptics and haters scrambling for an answer.

"Obviously, it's a small sample size, and you'd be foolish to draw any season-long conclusions from four games," said Preston Schreiber, 42, of Prior Lake. "But it's still a sweep over the best team in the division. They beat [Tarik] Skubal and [Framber] Valdez with their inexplicable roster of plodding lefty outfielders. I can only assume that the Tigers have one of those wasting illnesses people got on the high seas in the 1700s, and they're covering it up. I have no other explanation."

Minnesota's starting pitching led the charge during the sweep, which isn't surprising from Joe Ryan and the red-hot Taj Bradley, but more baffling for the unproven Mick Abel and the soft-tossing Bailey Ober.

"Did Ober throw over 90 mph at all on Wednesday?" asked Kraig Jansson, 51, of Centerville. "I don't think he did? And he had a 6-0 lead to start the 2nd! What is going on? I'm scared, I'll just be honest here. I'm scared and I don't know what to do."

At least one fan thinks there's more to the situation than just a run of decent play and a scuffling opponent.

"I just got done watching the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament," said Sydney Nathe, 33, of Paynesville. "They were constantly running ads for Impractical Jokers, on TruTV or whatever. I don't know anyone who watches it. I don't think anyone ever has, if we're keeping it real. But from the commercials I saw, this Twins streak seems like the kind of hijinks the Jokers get up to."

Twins Daily reached out to TruTV for a response, but we were told only that an all-new season of pranks, laughs, and crack-ups was coming soon to your local cable or satellite provider.

"Their website says they've filmed almost 300 episodes," said Nathe. "That can't be right. Why is this happening?"

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I hope the jokes keep coming. I'm ready to laugh all the way through October.

But somehow I think the jokes on us Minnesota sports fans. Get ready to kick the ball through the uprights and Lucy pulls it away AGAIN.

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I love how we get when these Twins are just a single game above .500. And I'm feeling it, too. Bring on the prospects and let's irritate some division foes.

 

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Isn't there some aphorism regarding hay making?

Gotta cram a whole year's worth of hope in while ya can... But no pressure.

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Isn't there some aphorism regarding hay making?

Ya gotta make hay while the sun shines.....or the Twins have a winning record!

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29 minutes ago, ziggy said:

Ya gotta make hay while the sun shines.....or the Twins have a winning record!

Ah yes!

And i remember where i heard it (or at least one such place.)