Game Thread: Twins@Yankees 7/12 6:05PM

[Squirrel]

Guess I'm gonna opt out on this one and go play tennis instead. Enjoy!

[ashbury]

Time for me to go awol

 

Alcohol without Liquid?

[ashbury]

Guess I'm gonna opt out on this one and go play tennis instead. Enjoy!

 

I dunno. Two hits already in the first inning for the good guys. This one's probably in the bag. You should stay and enjoy.

[Bark's Lounge]

I've been wondering, does Bark's Lounge have barcaloungers?

 

 

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Traded them in (13 in total) for bean bags. I like bean bags now.

[Riverbrian]

At the risk of joining you in banishment for ethnic insensitivity, I'll go along in wishing Oswaldo-san the best of luck tonight in keeping with Bark's prophecy.

 

Ethnic Insensitivity? Just some cultural references... If I said that Arcia was ****** **** enough. That would be insensitive.

[Bark's Lounge]

Bark's Lounge's thread post > Nishioka's MLB career

Um.. thanks for the compliment?

[Riverbrian]

So I was hitchhiking through Japan last week. I was amazed by how short of time it took to get picked up. Turns out that they don't speak English... some other language that I didn't understand.

 

With a clear communication problem... I ended up going wherever they were going. Hitchhiking takes much longer that way.

[Bark's Lounge]

At the risk of joining you in banishment for ethnic insensitivity, I'll go along in wishing Oswaldo-san the best of luck tonight in keeping with Bark's prophecy.

Sshhh... I don't want to relive the downfall of Bark's Lounge Season #1.

[Riverbrian]

Strikeout #8 in the past 3 days for Arciaki. Uggh.

[Winston Smith]

Dick and Coomer came prepared tonight.

http://narcosphere.narconews.com/userfiles/LipstickPig-1.jpg

[Bark's Lounge]

Strikeout #8 in the past 3 days for Arciaki. Uggh.

 

Teriyucki.

[Riverbrian]

If hits were runs... We got a lead!!! If Candy were nuts... The town of Hershey PA would look and feel different.

[ashbury]

Um.. thanks for the compliment?

 

The compliment > Nishioka's MLB career

[ashbury]

Ethnic Insensitivity? Just some cultural references...

 

If I had a nickel for every time some poor shlub got the stuffing beat out of him after saying that.

[Riverbrian]

If I had a nickel for every time some poor shlub got the stuffing beat out of him after saying that.

 

LOL.. If I had a nickel for every time I got the stuffing beat out of me... I'd have a nickel.

[Riverbrian]

Dozier lead off double... Now Parm do the little things.. get him over to third.

[Riverbrian]

Dang it Parm!!!

[ashbury]

LOL.. If I had a nickel for every time I got the stuffing beat out of me... I'd have a nickel.

 

I'd liketa seeya come over *here* and say that, Tough Guy.

 

/ and then I'd take you out to a nice bar overlooking the lake and buy you that Margarita I believe you asked for yesterday

[ashbury]

Dang it Morneausie!

[Riverbrian]

Chasing that split... isn't a good idea. Especially 2-0... Morneau was just trying to make it 3 to Zero. Not a good idea.

[Riverbrian]

I'd liketa seeya come over *here* and say that, Tough Guy.

 

/ and then I'd take you out to a nice bar overlooking the lake and buy you that Margarita I believe you asked for yesterday

 

Rum and Coke but I can live with the Marg.

[Riverbrian]

How far from the lake do you live?

[Riverbrian]

Report from around the league: Strasburg is not a good pitcher... tonight he isn't at least!!!

[ashbury]

How far from the lake do you live?

As the crow flies, about a mile. As the bicycle cycles, about a mile and a half downhill, about a thousand miles back up.

[Riverbrian]

As the crow flies, about a mile. As the bicycle cycles, about a mile and a half downhill, about a thousand miles back up.

 

I'm 3 blocks from Burger King

[ashbury]

Report from around the league: Strasburg is not a good pitcher... tonight he isn't at least!!!

 

Couple sub-par starts in a row. Probably best to send him to AAA to see if he can find himself.

[GCTF]

If it keeps on rainin', levee's going to break.

[ashbury]

I'm 3 blocks from Burger King

 

Yeah, I heard they moved about 2.5 blocks away.

[GCTF]

I'm 3 blocks from Burger King

 

Isn't everyone?*

 

* i'm not

[Riverbrian]

Yeah, I heard they moved about 2.5 blocks away.

 

You should see that Burger King at sunset!!! Spectacular views!!! People come from 5 blocks away... just to see it.