Game Thread: Twins vs The Monsters Under the Bed, 7/3 - 7:10pm

[Badsmerf]

Holy ****! Walters is still on the team?

 

-Ron Gardenhire at 10:00 A.M.

[IdahoPilgrim]

What new way will the Twins find to lose to the Yankees? I'll go out on a limb and predict "forfeit", just to try and think outside the box a little.

 

At least we'd only lose by nine.

[Gibby]

I have faith in PJ.

[IdahoPilgrim]

I have faith in PJ.

 

I do too. I had this really neat pair when I was a kid, with Apollo spaceships and astronauts on it.

[Gibby]

I do too. I had this really neat pair when I was a kid, with Apollo spaceships and astronauts on it.

 

I might have had some very similar.

[GCTF]

Don't ask me how, but, Peej has already given up 4 runs without throwing a pitch.

[Guest USAFChief]

I want to see Walters retire the first 2 hitters tonight so he can plant one in Cano's ribs.

 

EDIT: As it turns out, result would've been the same, runner on 1st 2 out.

 

Can't speak for anyone else, but I'd have felt much better about it.

[buckninetyone]

Don't ask me how, but, Peej has already given up 4 runs without throwing a pitch.

 

those were the other kind of "runs"

[Gibby]

Cy friggin Walters.

[IdahoPilgrim]

I want to see Walters retire the first 2 hitters tonight so he can plant one in Cano's ribs.

 

Well, what would be the surprise about that...oh, you mean intentionally.

[Badsmerf]

I have faith in PJ.

I had Faith and PJ....

[Gibby]

Well, what would be the surprise about that...oh, you mean intentionally.

 

I would try to make him, um fall down.

[buckninetyone]

hafner is 36? julio franco has a kid that age

[Riverbrian]

Great... Quick First inning... It's time to use the large font!!!

 

PJ

[Squirrel]

I want to see Walters retire the first 2 hitters tonight so he can plant one in Cano's ribs.

 

EDIT: As it turns out, result would've been the same, runner on 1st 2 out.

 

Can't speak for anyone else, but I'd have felt much better about it.

 

Wait ... don't you mean Sano? I'm so confused

[Guest USAFChief]

I had Faith and PJ....

Huh. Weird. I had Faith in my PJs.

[Riverbrian]

Wait ... don't you mean Sano? I'm so confused

 

Ladies and Gentlemen... ChiTown checking in from... Chattanooga?

[Gibby]

Huh. Weird. I had Faith in my PJs.

 

so you're sayin we are all on the same page...

[Riverbrian]

Huh. Weird. I had Faith in my PJs.

 

i think I dated that Same Faith... She was a great gal

[Guest USAFChief]

so you're sayin we are all on the same page...

Page was a few months later, as I recall.

[Gibby]

I want to see Phantom Cam make Mornies bat wiggle.

[Squirrel]

Ladies and Gentlemen... ChiTown checking in from... Chattanooga?

No. I'm here in MN (Winona) until Friday. That's when I drive the 1600+ miles back to the Fort.

[Guest USAFChief]

I want to see Phantom Cam make Mornies bat wiggle.

 

Thai?

[Riverbrian]

In my opinion... Morneau has shortened and quickened his swing quite a bit in the past few weeks.

 

I think that's a good sign for a little power spike coming up.

[Gibby]

Thai?

 

Ok, I'm still laughing.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Well! Tied after one. That's more than any of us had any right to expect!

[Gibby]

In my opinion... Morneau has shortened and quickened his swing quite a bit in the past few weeks.

 

I think that's a good sign for a little power spike coming up.

 

That's what she said.

[Riverbrian]

No. I'm here in MN (Winona) until Friday. That's when I drive the 1600+ miles back to the Fort.

 

You are certainly doing a bunch of driving... And don't call me Winona!!!

[buckninetyone]

In my opinion... Morneau has shortened and quickened his swing quite a bit in the past few weeks.

 

I think that's a good sign for a little power spike coming up.

 

trade, too

[Squirrel]

If this gets ugly I'm just gonna say to heck with the calories I don't need, I'm taking my dad out for ice cream.