Royals (Lynch IV) vs Twins (Paddack): 5/30/24, 12:10pm

[Patzky]

Lynch 4 has been throwing first pitch strikes right down Hennepin. Didn't help Buxton but hope someone notices.

[Doctor Gast]

The twins batters start out in hole. 

[MMMordabito]

.... and a seven pitch inning from Lynch with the victims of Murderer's Row due up in the 3rd.

[Patzky]

Is Ober wearing Paddack's hair out there?

[MMMordabito]

[Patzky]

80 mph I don't care what it is, won't cut it. Paddack might be hitting that post surgery wall..

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

This team is just so listless sometimes.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Over / under on the number of lazy pop fly's...against a pitcher that had pedestrian numbers in AAA...

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

That's some really bad baseball from the home team. 

[Patzky]

Just now, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Over / under on the number of lazy pop fly's...against a pitcher that had pedestrian numbers in AAA...

This is just like the Rangers guy.. I can't even remember his name. It's the new Twin killer, pluck a random AAA guy for getaway day.

[MMMordabito]

9 outs on 27 pitches for Lynch .....  Royals should have a fully rested bullpen for their next series.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Just now, Patzky said:

This is just like the Rangers guy.. I can't even remember his name. It's the new Twin killer, pluck a random AAA guy for getaway day.

Should have seen it coming. 

[Parfigliano]

9 minutes ago, MMMordabito said:

.... and a seven pitch inning from Lynch with the victims of Murderer's Row due up in the 3rd.

Its frustrating.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Paddack just doesn't have it today. 

[Patzky]

Ish.

[MMMordabito]

Wow, serving up a nice big brazil nut for the KC blind squirrel.

[Patzky]

Is it Festa-time yet?

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Bad baseball today. Came out flat and unprepared. Royals, not so much.

[MMMordabito]

2 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

The Twins just don't have it today. 

FTFY

[MMMordabito]

Thanks, Garcia, we were feeling left out.

[Patzky]

Lil sumptin sumptin.

[MMMordabito]

'bout time, Jeffers.  First one in two weeks.

[MMMordabito]

Don't worry, Daniel.  Just bear down and get Castro here.  You'll get a breather next inning.

[Patzky]

Ouch. Bases juice for Slamtana..

[Patzky]

Is this the infield solution we have been wondering about.. am I calloused for saying that.

[MMMordabito]

Carlos Santana has 175 GIDPs in his career.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

JFC. How do you not park that into the left field seats?

[MMMordabito]

Pathetic

[Patzky]

Vazquez did what Santana didn't. ☹️

[MMMordabito]

At least we get to look forward to Margot leading off another inning .....

 

Oh, wait.