Game Thread: Twins vs Mariners, 6/2 - 1:10pm

[ashbury]

But You... You are hanging around the Corleones!

 

Yeah, I expect to receive a little more preferential treatment, now that you've finally made this connection.

[Guest USAFChief]

It is cruel to post these without their names -- how can we google her for more?

Try "Deep Blue Treasurechest."

[glunn]

Is the Hillbilly Mansion still around?

 

And Glunn... I do feel I have to point this out:

 

Memphis is not far from Bugtussle.

 

The mansion was actually in Bel Air. But you are correct about Bugtussle, which was only 30 minutes away. In Bugtussle, you could buy beer at age 16 and the girls were very fast.

[Riverbrian]

Tahoe is some place I've never been.

 

Someday... The photos look stunning.

[glunn]

Yeah, I expect to receive a little more preferential treatment, now that you've finally made this connection.

 

Yes, the Jethro connection makes you 10 times more interesting.

[Riverbrian]

Yeah, I expect to receive a little more preferential treatment, now that you've finally made this connection.

 

Do you ever go fishing for Fredo?

[Guest USAFChief]

The mansion was actually in Bel Air. But you are correct about Bugtussle, which was only 30 minutes away. In Bugtussle, you could buy beer at age 16 and the girls were very fast.

Sounds like my hometown, where you could buy girls at age 16 and the beer went down very fast.

[glunn]

Tahoe is some place I've never been.

 

Someday... The photos look stunning.

 

It is beyond beautiful, and the fishing can be amazing. Also, people living on the Nevada side pay no income taxes.

[glunn]

Sounds like my hometown, where you could buy girls at age 16 and the beer went down very fast.

 

Chicago?

[Riverbrian]

And Chief... He lives in the same area as Wile E Coyote!!!

[ashbury]

Olivia is some place I've never been.

 

Someday... The photos look stunning.

 

Even better in person!

[Guest USAFChief]

Meanwhile, although I hate to interrupt, 6 SO innings from Diamond, although he didn't exactly fool anyone in the 6th.

[ashbury]

Do you ever go fishing for Fredo?

 

Back to baseball, Ty Cobb had a connection to the Lake as well.

[ashbury]

sounds like my hometown, where you could buy girls at age 16 and the beer went down very fast.

 

iswydt.

[Riverbrian]

Meanwhile, although I hate to interrupt, 6 SO innings from Diamond, although he didn't exactly fool anyone in the 6th.

 

I was gonna say that the Mariners probably don't feel like playing right now but Bay just made that catch.

[ashbury]

Meanwhile, although I hate to interrupt, 6 SO innings from Diamond, although he didn't exactly fool anyone in the 6th.

 

The ESPN pbp shows a comebacker to the pitcher. The last two outs might have been laced, but sometimes the well hit balls find fielders, and it's all good when the box score is finished.

[Ted666]

I was gonna say that the Mariners probably don't feel like playing right now but Bay just made that catch.

 

Since when does he even have a glove

[glunn]

I was gonna say that the Mariners probably don't feel like playing right now but Bay just made that catch.

 

That was a very nice catch, and he may be sore tomorrow.

[ashbury]

It is cruel to post these without their names -- how can we google her for more?

 

Hopefully I didn't have to identify Tina Louise in response to a reference to the Howells. The other one, I figured some other horndog would've outted himself himself by now by IDing Olivia Munn, but I don't want to keep you in further suspense.

[Riverbrian]

Hopefully I didn't have to identify Tina Louise in response to a reference to the Howells. The other one, I figured some other horndog would've outted himself himself by now by IDing Olivia Munn, but I don't want to keep you in further suspense.

 

Newsroom

[Riverbrian]

So Chief...

 

Do you get much sleep with all that Meep Meeping from the roadrunners.

[notoriousgod71]

So they want starters to pitch deeper into the game but they take Diamond out when he is sailing along?

[Guest USAFChief]

So Chief...

 

Do you get much sleep with all that Meep Meeping from the roadrunners.

 

The roadrunner don't bother me, but all them $*$*((#ing explosions from the "Acme Explosives Co" get old.

[snepp]

So they want starters to pitch deeper into the game but they take Diamond out when he is sailing along?

 

This is deeper into the game.

[glunn]

Hopefully I didn't have to identify Tina Louise in response to a reference to the Howells. The other one, I figured some other horndog would've outted himself himself by now by IDing Olivia Munn, but I don't want to keep you in further suspense.

 

She is stealing the name of your best avatar. She also looks blazing hot.

[Riverbrian]

So they want starters to pitch deeper into the game but they take Diamond out when he is sailing along?

 

95 pitches... I think he coulda gone one more but they might be cautious with Diamond with his arm issues.

[Riverbrian]

The roadrunner don't bother me, but all them $*$*((#ing explosions from the "Acme Explosives Co" get old.

 

I can't remember where I read it... But I read that Tucson ranked #1 in likely hood of being killed by a safe or anvil falling from the sky.

[IdahoPilgrim]

This is deeper into the game.

 

Which is about the most depressing thing I've read today.

[glunn]

So they want starters to pitch deeper into the game but they take Diamond out when he is sailing along?

 

This seems like a good time to let Pressly get in some low pressure work. And Diamond was up to 95 pitches.

[Guest USAFChief]

I can't remember where I read it... But I read that Tucson ranked #1 in likely hood of being killed by a safe or anvil falling from the sky.

False. #1 in likely hood of surviving a hit from a safe or anvil falling from the sky.