Article: Series Preview: Twins @ Indians, 5/3

[ashbury]

Like, just the two of you... or involving a third wheel... if ya know what i mean...

 

Oh, it's romantic. Food Truck Friday in Reno Nevada - link - we're going to head down the hill and partake. (It was her night to cook... don't tell her I made that connection.)

[Riverbrian]

Not goin' there my brother. Not goin' there.

 

In other news, I have just been informed by my wife that we have a date tonight. Will be leaving in a few minutes...

 

 

My wife informed that I was raking. I'd trade but its too late...

 

I Missed the first inning but I got the front yard done in 3 minutes. The neighbors were laughing at my speed raking. It must have been a sight.

[ashbury]

Way to go, Joe!

 

Very satisfying to have a catcher with teh l33t skillz.

[Gibby]

Not goin' there my brother. Not goin' there.

 

In other news, I have just been informed by my wife that we have a date tonight. Will be leaving in a few minutes...

 

You going somewhere televising the game? My wife wants me to go out with her at 8.

[Gibby]

You going somewhere televising the game? My wife wants me to go out with her at 8.

 

Nevermind.

[Riverbrian]

Nevermind.

 

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic) – 5:01

"In Bloom" – 4:14

"Come as You Are" – 3:39

"Breed" – 3:03

"Lithium" – 4:17

"Polly" – 2:57

"Territorial Pissings" (Cobain, Chet Powers) – 2:22

"Drain You" – 3:43

"Lounge Act" – 2:36

"Stay Away" – 3:32

"On a Plain" – 3:16

"Something in the Way" – 3:55

[ashbury]

Nevermind.

 

That's what the Delete function (within the Edit function) is for.

[ashbury]

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic) – 5:01

...

 

I kept yelling Freebird at their concerts but they never would play it.

[Gibby]

That's what the Delete function (within the Edit function) is for.

 

Cut me some slack. I've been flying all day, and have vicodin coursing through my veins. Your right though.

[Riverbrian]

I kept yelling Freebird at their concerts but they never would play it.

 

I was yelling "play something you know" and they did.

[ashbury]

Cut me some slack. I've been flying all day, and have vicodin coursing through my veins. Your right though.

 

OK. Never mind, then.

[ashbury]

Meanwhile, back at the game... Doumit is not helping matters.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Cut me some slack. I've been flying all day, and have vicodin coursing through my veins. Your right though.

 

Uh...you mean you were just on a plane, or do you mean you were flying the plane?

[Riverbrian]

OK. Never mind, then.

 

 

Chevy Chase: Weekend Update recognizes its obligation to present responsible opposing viewpoints to our editorials.

 

Here with an editorial reply is Miss Emily Litella.

 

Emily Litella: What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?

[Riverbrian]

Uh...you mean you were just on a plane, or do you mean you were flying the plane?

 

And boy are my arms tired!

[ashbury]

Uh...you mean you were just on a plane, or do you mean you were flying the plane?

 

By my reading of it, aircraft may not even have been involved.

[ashbury]

Emily Litella: What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television?

 

And what's all this fuss I keep hearing about endangered feces?

[Riverbrian]

We are still happy with Hernandez... Right?

 

Runs happen every once in awhile... Right?

[Riverbrian]

And what's all this fuss I keep hearing about endangered feces?

 

What is all this fuss I hear about the Supreme Court decision on a "deaf" penalty? It's terrible! Deaf people have enough problems as it is!

[Gibby]

Uh...you mean you were just on a plane, or do you mean you were flying the plane?

No worries. I'm a responsible user of opiates.

[ashbury]

A fat pitch to Kipnis? Oh, a FAST pitch. Never mind.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Good trip to the mound for Anderson - settle him down, get out of the inning.

[Gibby]

Good trip to the mound for Anderson - settle him down, get out of the inning.

Dick?

[ashbury]

Dick?

 

No thanks, already got one.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Dick?

 

No, I am not Bert Blyleven, but I play him on the internet.

[Riverbrian]

Hard struck ball by Plouffe... I sense a roll starting to roll.

[ashbury]

All right, I am off to eat food from out of multiple trucks. Pray for me...

 

I will pray for Doumit.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Hard struck ball by Plouffe... I sense a roll starting to roll.

 

"Rolling...rolling...rolling on the river." -CCR

[glunn]

Hopefully, Plouffe's hot streak began today. One homer and one near homer already.

[Chance]

The ump can't seem to locate the plate.