Game Thread: Tigers @ Twins - 4/3, 3:05pm

[Ultima Ratio]

((optimism))

[Guest USAFChief]

Hicks on pace for 162 walks this year.

[snepp]

I'm a fan of leadoff walks.

 

 

 

 

Roll one over Joe! (obligatory negative comment)

[Brock Beauchamp]

Roll one over Joe! (obligatory negative comment)

 

Still debating internally whether that is more or less negative than "Roll me over Joe!"

[Guest USAFChief]

Still debating internally whether that is more or less negative than "Roll me over Joe!"

Punch line to an old joke: "Roll 'er over, Luke!"

[snepp]

Still debating internally whether that is more or less negative than "Roll me over Joe!"

 

We have children reading this site!

[Brock Beauchamp]

We have children reading this site!

 

And if they're mature enough to get that, good on them.

 

(insert gratuitous alcohol reference here)

[Brock Beauchamp]

Meh. At least the Twins are consistently showing decent patience. That's somethin'.

[Guest USAFChief]

RBI are meaningless.

[Ultima Ratio]

Doumit has not SPEED ergo he bats 5th and won't beat out a throw....ever.

[Brock Beauchamp]

RBI are meaningless.

 

Not meaningless, they're just useless as an indicator of performance.

[big dog]

Happy to see KC "Get Down Tonight" get through the first. Tough four hitters- 3 outs on 11 pitches. Twins patience in the first was good, too, even if so far unrewarded.

[Ultima Ratio]

If Hick would have been looking in during his fake steel, we'd have a run on the board.

[Ultima Ratio]

KC for the complete game at 80 pitches thrown!?!?

[big dog]

KC getting down tonight through 2- 18 pitches. He's a gamer. He gets after it!

[mcrow]

Correia looking solid so far.

[Guest USAFChief]

KC on pace for a 0.00 ERA for the season.

[Brock Beauchamp]

I don't have much in the way of expectations as Correia goes through lineups a second or third time but so far, he has looked really good out there.

[Guest USAFChief]

Anibel Sanchez on pace for 35 no-hitters this year. //I'm going to catch Snepp in post count, just in this thread.//

[snepp]

Yeesh, Dickbert would have you believe that Philly has 250 foot fences.

[Mike Sixel]

In the spirit of teh CBSSports MLB power rankings article today, I'll just say that KC is clearly the best FA signing ever, and we were all (mostly all) wrong.....

[snepp]

I'm going to catch Snepp in post count, just in this thread.//

 

[GCTF]

Just tuning in. How does Detroit still have 0?

[snepp]

Just tuning in. How does Detroit still have 0?

 

Accounting error?

[Guest USAFChief]

Yeesh, Dickbert would have you believe that Philly has 250 foot fences.

Yeah, idiots. Even the green monster isn't that tall.

[Guest USAFChief]

RBI are meani....useless.

[snepp]

Joe swings at a first pitch.

 

 

Drink.

[GCTF]

This is fantastic, if you enjoy watching no hitters.

[tcarlic]

Korea hasn't look to bad so far (knock on wood); however I can't see how the boys are not hitting Sanchez... This dude sucks.

[big dog]

KC through 4, 1 run on under 60 pitches. Who had that in the pool?