Twins Trade Pat Light

[Richie the Rally Goat]

and here I thought that would be an attempt to Rick Roll us...

i wasn't going to click the link just assuming it was a Rick Rolling

[Oldgoat_MN]

 

I hope Joe spent the winter bulking up and working on his uppercut swing

 

Joe Mauer has an uppercut swing?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Pirates saw the light; Twins not so much.

If i understand the situation... the Twins saw the Light. The Pirates see the Light.

 

But i have been wrong before...

[HitInAPinch]

 

Apparently the Twins' new FO couldn't stand Pat.

 

*rim shot*

*rim shot*

*sad trombone*

[HitInAPinch]

 

how bow dah

Pootie Tang?