Game Thread, Twins v Indians, 9/11, 1:10 PM CDT

[70charger]

Okay, some good news. 

 

Beresford doubled. Woo! Buxton went two for four. (Let's just not look at the peripherals.)

[Platoon]

Late catch up, watching on TiVo. And Berrios struggled mightily, but why not just let him get his 90 pitches in. Why pull him after a SO? For Pat Dean? Lord help us if it's for evaluation purposes.

[Platoon]

I'm shocked this lineup has barely inspired 3 pages of Game Thread action.

Three other words to avoid in a sentence. This lineup, and inspired!

[Platoon]

Good lord, I'm coming down to watch this in person in a couple of weeks.

There isn't enough beer..

I can whip up a bunch of them brownies I had last night. Two of them and you won't be able to tell the difference between Milone, Dean, or Albers.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

How about now?

If I were Pohald or St Peter, I would.....probably not fire anyone.

[Platoon]

Now I feel bad about wast all those electrons or neutrons or that guy named Tron, saving this game.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Lest we forget

Nice Kipling reference.

[gocgo]

Twins drawing about as much interest today as....I'm sorry, got distracted by football.  What was I saying?