Game Thread: Twins @ Mariners, 7/9 @ 9:10pm CT

[twinsnorth49]

Labatt Blue is my soda.

 

Yikes, you need to change sodas!

[ScrapTheNickname]

C'mon, do him justice!

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[snepp]

Note to self: when meeting snepp in person, feign a broken arm or something, do not shake hands.

 

 

Thankfully I didn't engage in one of the other S's prior to the shower.

[twinsnorth49]

I don't think I ever drank alcohol when living in Canada. I couldn't figure out where to buy what when.

 

 

LCBO.......you figure it out.

[Dr. Evil]

Yikes, you need to change sodas!

your suggestion?

[twinsnorth49]

Thankfully I didn't engage in one of the other S's prior to the shower.

 

Didn't have time to shave eh?

[Guest USAFChief]

Thankfully I didn't engage in one of the other S's prior to the shower.

And just exactly what WERE you doing in there for 25 minutes, young man?

[twinsnorth49]

your suggestion?

 

Anything that doesn't start with Molson or Labatts

[snepp]

Didn't have time to shave eh?

 

Takes too much time. That's why I tend to put it off for a week, or eight, at a time.

[snepp]

And just exactly what WHERE you doing in there for 25 minutes, young man?

 

The wife has such a fantastic collection body washes that...

 

 

Full Stop.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm having a bad spelling night.

 

It hapens.

[Dr. Evil]

Anything that doesn't start with Molson or Labatts

be specific, give me a suggestion ohbeermaster

[twinsnorth49]

Nunez stands at the plate like he has a giant pot belly in the way.

[Squirrel]

LCBO.......you figure it out.

 

Light Canadian Beer Office?

[ashbury]

I don't think I ever drank alcohol when living in Canada. I couldn't figure out where to buy what when.

 

Females don't have to buy alcohol. You were doing it wrong.

[ashbury]

I believe it's colocated with the airport, BTW.

 

"What time's the flight to Minneapolis?"

 

"What time can you be here?"

[ashbury]

 

Another poster has caught Chief's Disease.

[Guest USAFChief]

Watch your step, Ash!

seems appropriate again.

[ashbury]

And just exactly what WERE you doing in there for 25 minutes, young man?

 

If he were a young man it would have been 3.

[glunn]

Females don't have to buy alcohol. You were doing it wrong.

 

I think that the rule is different in Canada. In Canada, moose don't have to buy alcohol.

[Guest USAFChief]

If he were a young man it would have been 3.

In 25 minutes??!?

[twinsnorth49]

be specific, give me a suggestion ohbeermaster

 

 

I'm just playing around with you, it depends where you live as sometimes good Canadian exports are hard to find in the US.

 

Steamwhistle

 

Anything by Big Rock, particularly Traditional, Grasshopper or Warthog.

 

Granville Island Pale

 

Okanagan Springs

 

Farmery (local Manitoba Brew)

 

Mill Street Organic

 

Waterloo Brewing, anything

 

Amsterdam Brewing, anything.

 

I'm actually not a beer snob, I just sound like one.

[Guest USAFChief]

I think that the rule is different in Canada. In Canada, moose don't have to buy alcohol.

On Tuesday nights, they don't even have to pay the cover charge!

 

ba-dum-tshh

[Squirrel]

If he were a young man it would have been 3.

 

 

Moderator note:

Full Stop.

[twinsnorth49]

Females don't have to buy alcohol. You were doing it wrong.

 

I think that the rule is different in Canada. In Canada, moose don't have to buy alcohol.

 

The correct answer goes to Glunn, he wins a free trip to Newfoundland to meet some lovely moose.

[Guest USAFChief]

Good job Gibson.

 

Good job offense.

 

Good job gamethreaders.

 

'night all.

[snepp]

But he can put down tile.

 

But I'm too lazy to put any down in my own house.

[twinsnorth49]

Light Canadian Beer Office?

 

Close enough!

[ashbury]

Why is it that when it's 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth you are praying for a 1-2-3 inning to get it over with, but when it's 8-1 you are still praying for a 1-2-3 inning to get it over with?

[twinsnorth49]

Twins win! Twins win!