Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 7/1 @ 7:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

Morales runs like a manatee.

 

With a disabilitee....

[ashbury]

Center field, left field, first base... what position can this man not play?

 

[Gibby]

With a disabilitee....

 

My wife is yelling down the stairs..."What's so funny"?

[snepp]

No, we haven't seen Brian's poop pic.

 

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/202/7/3/Poop_Joke_by_BrianGriffinFan.jpg

[Squirrel]

No, we haven't seen Brian's poop pic.

 

That would be an okay one for me to miss. I was listening ... I was pretending to be an artist and doing some 'decorative painting' in the bathroom ... but couldn't watch.

[Gibby]

That would be an okay one for me to miss. I was listening ... I was pretending to be an artist and doing some 'decorative painting' in the bathroom ... but couldn't watch.

 

It's none of my business what you do in there.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Francisley Bueno has to be a made up name huh?

[Bark's Lounge]

I think Dick loosened some plaque on that one.

 

Gibby, I like your post, but for some reason it make me think of grandparents making love.

[D. Hocking]

I was pretending to be an artist and doing some 'decorative painting' in the bathroom ... .

 

Decorative painting in the bathroom - was Brian's poop pic the inspiration?

[ashbury]

'decorative painting' in the bathroom

 

Ish.

[Gibby]

Gibby' date=' I like your post, but for some reason it make me think of grandparents making love.[/quote']

 

ish

[Gibby]

I think that may be the hardest I've laughed in a game thread.

[ashbury]

Francisley Bueno has to be a made up name huh?

 

I ran it through Google Translate, and it tells me this is "Good Francisley".

 

/ ran it through baseball-reference.com and he came back as only so-so.

[D. Hocking]

I must have clicked on the wrong station - the game I am listening to has the home team at 10 runs. I need to try to find the Twins game.

[Squirrel]

Sheesh ... I should know better than to try and insert a bit of culture into the conversation with you lot!

[Squirrel]

And yay for a double digit score! (Ours, not theirs.)

[LaBombo]

Gibby' date=' I like your post, but for some reason it make me think of grandparents making love.[/quote']

 

Help is on the way, my good man...

 

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I hope the lead is enough so Burton doesn't blow it

[ashbury]

Sheesh ... I should know better than to try and insert a bit of culture into the conversation with you lot!

 

Hey, we're not the ones who brought up splattering the walls!

[Squirrel]

Hey, we're not the ones talking about splattering the walls!

 

I'm not sure how you think that *I* could splatter the walls. I'm not exactly equipped to do that.

[Bark's Lounge]

I hope the lead is enough so Burton doesn't blow it

 

I've buckled my seat belt. Have you?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I'm not sure how you think that *I* could splatter the walls. I'm not exactly equipped to do that.

Everyone is equipped with sharts

[Gibby]

I'm thinking about bundling up and going for a walk. WTF? It's July right?

[Bark's Lounge]

I'm not sure how you think that *I* could splatter the walls. I'm not exactly equipped to do that.

 

Mind over matter. You never know what you are capable of.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I've buckled my seat belt. Have you?

Surprisingly, there is a lap belt tucked into the cushions of the ol' lay-z-boy

 

yes

[Gibby]

I've buckled my seat belt. Have you?

 

Yeah, but not for the same reason.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm not sure how you think that *I* could splatter the walls. I'm not exactly equipped to do that.

Pretend you're back playing "Twister" at a jr high jama party.

[Gibby]

Yeah, this is definitely the most I've laughed in a game thread.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Yeah, this is definitely the most I've laughed in a game thread.

Me too

[Guest USAFChief]

Somewhere, in a game thread on a website titled "Royals Daily," there's gotta be some posts bemoaning the Royals' effort tonight, no?

 

I bet they don't have a RB, either.