Game Thread: Twins@Tigers 6/14 3:08PM

[diehardtwinsfan]

What? Too controversial? He got leg cramps making love to his wife. I assume that is why he sat out yesterday. And assume he is in today because he didn't aggravate the condition.

 

Here's some controversy.

[Guest USAFChief]

Nice job Sam-well. Come back from 2-0 to get the big K.

[ashbury]

Just think how much Mauer would be struggling if he didn't have fresh legs.

 

You think it's easy lugging all that cash to the bank every night after the game?

[JB_Iowa]

Nice job Sam-well. Come back from 2-0 to get the big K.

 

Messy but he only used 12 pitches in the inning.

[JB_Iowa]

You think it's easy lugging all that cash to the bank every night after the game?

 

Not to mention hauling twin babies around. Those girls are getting bigger, you know.

[ashbury]

Kendrys!

[ashbury]

Here's some controversy.

 

Indiana: the Florida of the Midwest

[JB_Iowa]

If Arcia let go of the bat on the back swing, it would really hurt.

[JB_Iowa]

Fast Willy!

[Guest USAFChief]

Thank heaven for Willinghams' above average speed.

 

EDIT: Oh, and good job coming back from 0-2 and getting the SF, Trevor.

[ashbury]

JWillie's got the wheels!

[Guest USAFChief]

JWillie's got the wheels!

1st to 3rd on a ground single to RF, too! Game changing speed!

[alskntwnsfn]

Poignant McDonalds commercial

[alskntwnsfn]

Anybody know if Deduno is double jointed in his right hand knuckles, I remember Pedro saying that was why his fb moved so much.

[alskntwnsfn]

Man his stuff moves a lot. Nice play sammie

[ashbury]

1st to 3rd on a ground single to RF, too! Game changing speed!

 

With his chronic bad back and bum knees, aggressiveness on the bases is always a calculated risk, so I give him credit.

 

/ and only a cynic would point out that being in a contract year is part of the calculation...

[JB_Iowa]

Rut-roh ....

[ashbury]

Perkins doing an interview for the other team's broadcast appears to be a pretty bad jinx.

[Circus Boy]

Man oh Manischevitz! How can a team managed by a gnome be shutting out my El Tigres 11 straight innings? It's all wrong, I tell you! Wrong!

 

Note: Don't adjust your monitors. This is an attempt to appease the anti-hex gods by rooting for whatever team the Twins are playing, as every team I root for fails. Carry on.

 

Yay! Home run! Keep going, Kitties!

[Guest USAFChief]

 

Note: Don't adjust your monitors. This is an attempt to appease the anti-hex gods by rooting for whatever team the Twins are playing, as every team I root for fails. Carry on.

You're doing it wrong.

[Circus Boy]

You're doing it wrong.

 

Power ... is... fleeing ... my ... body...

[ashbury]

Not a good throw to second by Pinto.

 

/ yes yes, I know...

[Guest USAFChief]

Perhaps you should take the throw AT second base on a SB attempt, rather than 3 ft towards home plate.

[ashbury]

Man oh Manischevitz

 

Kind of dating yourself there, sonny.

[Guest USAFChief]

Not a good throw to second by Pinto.

 

/ yes yes, I know...

He's improving. It didn't go into CF.

[JB_Iowa]

No Dozier.

 

Ugh.

[JB_Iowa]

He's improving. It didn't go into CF.

 

It helps when someone invades your body.

[ashbury]

It helps when someone invades your body.

 

That's what sh- <claps hands over mouth>

[JB_Iowa]

Good grief.

[Guest USAFChief]

Make it 5-1.

 

EDIT: On an 0-2 pitch no less. Have I mentioned I'm somewhat disturbed when opponants hit the ball hard on 0-2 counts?

 

FINE HIS ASS!