Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 4/20 @ 1:10pm CT

[GCTF]

[twinscowboysbulls]

Okay that made me laugh. But I still feel really icky being asked if I was Dankind.

 

Woohoo ... good running Plouffe.

 

I was totally joking, just like to bring back infamous posters of our past.

[Squirrel]

Dick is freaking Bert out with all this far fetched, new fangled stathead talk about "on base percentage" and the like.

I'm listening to the Royals feed. It's very ... low key.

[snepp]

Pinto now has more walks (13) than strikeouts (12) this season, to go along with his .550 slg%.

 

SSS and all that, but his selectivity at the plate is a very, very good sign.

[twinscowboysbulls]

Btw, why hasn't dan come back to tell us all he was right about Mauer yet?

[snepp]

Btw, why hasn't dan come back to tell us all he was right about Mauer yet?

 

I think Brock preemptively coded an anti-dankind filter into the site's software.

[GCTF]

Okay that made me laugh. But I still feel really icky being asked if I was Dankind.

 

Woohoo ... good running Plouffe.

 

I'm really DPJ. Don't tell anyone, I've already been banned twice.

[Guest USAFChief]

Btw, why hasn't dan come back to tell us all he was right about Mauer yet?

He did, but he burned through a warning, three infractions, a three-day, three-month, and lifetime ban in one afternoon.

[Squirrel]

I was totally joking, just like to bring back infamous posters of our past.

Yes, well, if you like I could don my mullet wig and megadeath tshirt, but it's not Halloween and I really don't like frightening small children nor TD posters.

[Gibby]

You guys, and gals have a great day. I'm spending the rest of mine in the sun.

[GCTF]

I think Brock preemptively coded an anti-dankind filter into the site's software.

 

23 million for that. Bwahahahaha, you ****ing morons should have listened to me.

[Guest USAFChief]

You guys, and gals have a great day. I'm spending the rest of mine in the sun.

You too! Happy Easter, and happy grilling.

[Squirrel]

Omg, see? We needed those runs.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Sigh. Phil Hughes, you big ol' flirt.

[GCTF]

Yikes, even Nishioka is getting hits off of Hughes now.

[Squirrel]

Duensing makes me nervous.

[Guest USAFChief]

Yikes, even Nishioka is getting hits off of Hughes now.

Looked like Hideki Matsui to me.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Btw, why hasn't dan come back to tell us all he was right about Mauer yet?

 

I can only imagine the moderation headaches that guy would provide if he returned... That said, he was good for some occasional comedy though.

[GCTF]

It's a win.

[Willihammer]

Just watching the game now. Holy moley.