I don't want him to have a bad life. I just don't want him to play like a $700M player.
He doesn't have to get the Ankiel yips - he was just the closest to a 2-way player I could think of, other than Babe Ruth, and I definitely don't want that. Would 1B Joe Mauer be a better wish?
I want most Yankees players to be bad, too. And I want the big contracts they throw at players to become albatrosses. And I want our big contract players to be great.