I hope he stays in that pickle for the next four days. I hope they have to call up position players because their regular pitching position players have thrown too many innings.
It's really the only logical explanation. He was injured by a Kyle Hendricks "fastball"? He doesn't throw hard enough to break a thin pane of glass. There has to be more to it.
Speaking of baseball cards, here is his 1961 card, which you can buy for a mere $45,090.99.
I bet if you haggle you could get them down to $45K even. And they do have free shipping. 🙂